Because I Cannot Hurt You

After having the kids enjoy another round of their rides, Zhiyuan and Jinhai were starting to have withdrawal symptoms from not getting any chances to be intimate with their wives. The adults had their own share of roller coasters and thrill rides, but now they wanted some quiet place to spend some cozy time with their wives.

The Tunnel of the Love Trope was a perfect attraction for that. Surely, it wasn't a problem for Nana to agree because she wasn't mad at her husband.

But Xinyi…

Zhiyuan cleared his throat. "Xinyi-"

"No."

"...*

"You didn't even hear what I have to say," he whined.

"I don't have to. I already know what you are thinking," she narrowed her eyes.

Zhiyuan straightened up. "I am not thinking about anything indecent! It's a just boat ride. What will I do on a boat ride with you?" He innocently questioned.

Xinyi suspiciously looked at him. "What you wanted to do...to do at the horror house!" She blushed.

"But that was just a way to calm your nerves. I had only pure intentions of helping you," he seriously nodded. Xinyi coughed hard.

Pure…

Xinyi had trouble understanding his words. More like believing them.

Siying pouted as he clutched her dress. "Mama not going on boat ride with Dada? You don't like Dada?"

"I-It's not like that, Siying."

"Then why Mama not go with Dada?"

"Yes, Xinyi. Why wouldn't you go with me?" Zhiyuan probed.

Jun pushed his glasses up and dropped his comment. "Future mother-in-law, for the sake of my future wife, please go with future father-in-law."

Xinyi choked.

Zhiyuan clenched his jaw.

When will this boy stop calling us like that! Like hell I will give my daughter to him!

Nana glared at her son. "Jun. Sshh."

He shrugged.

Jian and Nian seriously nodded. "Yes, new mother. It seems that you missed your chance of making out in the horror house. This is a golden opportunity you shouldn't lose."

Nian said, "Considering Dad's track record, he would, of course, not leave this chance at all to attack Mom. You two shouldn't fall behind."

Jinhai proudly smirked.

"..."

Nana gritted her teeth and she wished to smack her twins really hard.

Siying nodded hard. "Mama Dada lovey-dovey! Or Siying won't talk to Mama!" He turned his head away.

Nuo pouted. "Siying not be mad…" she tried to touch his shoulder but a certain overprotective father promptly pulled her back.

Nuo knitted her adorable brows. "Dada pull me back?"

Jinhai nodded. "You don't need to go near him."

"Why?"

"Because you should stay away from him."

"Why?" She tilted her head.

"Because Dada doesn't like it."

"Why?"

"Because girls and boys should not be too close."

"Why?"

Nana facepalmed. "Oof Jinhai. Let her go. Don't be so childish."

Nuo frowned as she looked at her mother. "Dada stwange."

Nana nodded. "Dada is very strange indeed."

Jinhai - "..."

The twins secretly giggled along with baby Jin.

Zhiyuan said as he looked at Xinyi. "I promise I won't do anything."

"... Promise?" Xinyi pursed her lips.

"En!"

She had to agree or else Siying had started a protest of not talking to her. She sighed.

They went to the entrance that was a cave-like structure. It was dark inside and Xinyi gulped, remembering the horror house. Zhiyuan chuckled. "It won't be scary. It is supposed to be romantic."

"I-I am not afraid."

Jinhai and Nana already went ahead and Zhiyuan and Xinyi took the next boat.

It slowly swam across the water. The atmosphere was pleasant and peaceful. There were dim lights that lit up the tunnel showing all the hearts and romantic setting of the cave. Two cupids hung around either side of the tunnel with arrows stretched on their bows aiming at the couple in the boat. A piece of a romantic melody was also playing from a distance that made the mood even more playful and flirtatious.

But Xinyi was quietly sitting at the corner of the boat on the right while Zhiyuan was on the left.

He grimaced.

Well, this was to be expected.

But of course, he wasn't going to give up. He peeked at her and saw that Xinyi even refused to turn her head to his side.

Zhiyuan tapped his finger on the boat railing. He glanced at her and slyly smiled.

He suddenly pressed his weight on the left side of the boat that tilted it to his side. Xinyi came tumbling to his side and landed straight in his arms.

She stiffened. 

"W-what happened?" She asked in confusion.

Zhiyuan said, "I don't know either. The boat suddenly tilted. I think it's the water."

Xinyi's cheek was stuck to his chest through which she could listen to his rapid heartbeat. She jolted upright and cleared her throat. She tried to shift back to her place, but Zhiyuan pushed his weight and the boat tilted again, making her crash into his embrace.

"Zhiyuan! You are doing something, right!?"

"I swear it's a problem with the boat! How dare they give us a defective boat?" He seemed angry. "I will complain about this to the staff!"

Xinyi pursed her lips. She moved once again and so did the boat. This happened a couple of times.

Zhiyuan anxiously said, "Xinyi, I think you shouldn't move or we will both fall in water…"

Xinyi panicked upon hearing this and stopped moving.

Zhiyuan victoriously smiled and inwardly gave a thumbs up to himself.

Good job, Zhiyuan.

Zhiyuan slowly snaked his arms around her waist and she twitched. "What are you doing, Zhiyuan?"

"All for the sake of balance. I am just holding ourselves steady."

"D-Don't come any closer than this!"

"Sure~"

As if fate finally showed mercy on him, a wave came by and knocked the boat even more. It pushed Xinyi into the air for a second before she fell on top of Zhiyuan. 

It was an extremely intimate position with Zhiyuan beneath Xinyi and her arms on either side of his head. It was like a kabe-don (wall-slam).

Zhiyuan smiled. "I didn't know that you were so eager to jump on me, wifey. I don't mind this position at all."

"..."

"That's why you cannot blame me for this."

"Huh? Blame for what-"

Zhiyuan grabbed the back of her head and pushed it lower to crash his lips onto hers.