Beauty and the Bodyguard

Buy One Get One Free

“Ha, this tooth doesn’t seem very hard…” Jianwen said.

“Doesn’t seem hard? What do you mean?” Yushu blinked her eyes.

Mengyao was holding her laughter. Her soulmate was really one of a kind. She always acted stupid, but she was brilliantly smart. She had the complete control of her opponent like a puppet in the puppeteer’s hand.

Taizao saw that Jianwen was in trouble so he quickly came to defend, “That… that shark might be wearing dentures! So his teeth weren’t as tough as the real one!”

“Dentures? Did the shark visit the dentist?” Yushu was surprised. “There’s a clinic at the bottom of the sea?!”

Jianwen was furious. Just what was this Taizao doing? How could he just say something like that? Even if he was drunk, he should be aware of what he was talking, shouldn’t he? Did he really think that the shark was a human?

“Don’t listen to him!” Jianwen interrupted. “The shark was an old shark so its teeth weren’t tough anymore. It didn’t take much of an effort for me to send them flying!”

“Oh, so it was an old shark, huh?!” Yushu nodded. “Jianwen bro, you are so knowledgeable, you were able to identify the age of the shark as well!”

“Haha…. Indeed. Okay, let’s move on to the next question!” Jianwen waved his hand. “Come to my house someday, I’ll gift you the shark’s skin that I defeated!”

“Oh, sure, I’ve never seen an old shark’s skin before! We must get some experts to distinguish the difference between an old skin and a new skin out!” Yushu nodded. “I love investigating sharks!”

Jianwen almost cursed out. Why the f*** was he talking about shark skin? What if Yushu really came to visit? What should he present then? Shark’s skin could be easily obtained, but things were different with old shark’s skin, they were rare! If Yushu found out that the skin wasn’t from an old shark, wasn’t he basically slapping his own face?

“Okay, someday!” Jianwen accepted it with much struggling.

“Yutian bro, it’s my turn to ask now!” Jianwen faced Yutian.

“Sure, go ahead.”

Seeing Jianwen panicking made Yutian want to laugh out loud. His sister was still her beloved silly sister, trolling around, messing with people mercilessly.

“Who is the most important person to you?” Jianwen wanted to give Yutian a hard time answering it, but since Taizao said that they should go easy on their opponent on the first round, he had to ask a basic question. Naturally, he thought that Yutian would no doubt choose Lingshan over anyone else here.

“To me, I think that my instructor in the special forces is the most important person in the world!” Yutian looked at Lin Yi, his eyes full with respect, but Lin Yi ignored him completely. This made Yutian a little disappointed, but he continued, “He changed my life, gave me hope, cleared my path, and brightens my vision so that I could find a goal in life. He made me who I am today! I wish I could still be his student now and forever!”

Yutian’s words shocked Jianwen and Taizao. They never expected such a drastic change from Yutian. Of course, they were clueless of who his instructor was, so they didn’t care much about it. Even if Yutian was still trying to hit on Lingshan, this had nothing to do with them, they’d gotten pretty distant, after all.

Meanwhile, Yushu was flabbergasted as she stared at her own brother. Her brother who had fallen head over heels for Lingshan didn’t mention her at all! The most important person to him was his instructor?! It seemed like her brother had gotten mature from his training. He even had a new goal now! But who was his instructor? Was he that powerful? Was he as powerful as Shield bro?

“Alright, Shu, it’s my turn now….” Yutian didn’t wait for any responses from Jianwen and jumped straight to the next question. “Shield bro or your brother, who is stronger?”

Just who was shield bro anyway? Jianwen and Taizao thought that Yutian was pissed off by Lin Yi. Or else, he would never ask like that! It was an avoidable war if Yushu picked the wrong answer here!

Jianwen couldn’t be any happier to see the fight. Although he was all friendly to Lin Yi on the surface, he hated Lin Yi to the bone! He was just using Lin Yi to spy on Mengyao, obtaining the latest information! He had fallen into Lin Yi’s schemes twice in this starlight hotel, how could he forget those humiliations? If Yutian were to fight Lin Yi here and now, he would be glad to sit back and enjoy the show!

Knowing that Yutian was Yushu’s brother, Lin Yi would surely hold back his punches because of Mengyao, wouldn’t he? Lin Yi was destined to have a good beating this time!

However, everything depended on Yushu’s answer! So when Yutian finished his question, Jianwen stared at her attentively, waiting for her answer.

“Oh, I think that shield bro is a little stronger than you, isn’t he?” Yushu didn’t expect her brother to ask this question. Could it be that he was still angry at the phone call? But after seeing her brother not holding any hostility against Lin Yi, she said the truth anyway.

“Haha, alright, Shu, it’s your turn to ask Mengyao now.” Yutian only gave a slight smile to the answer. Jianwen and Taizao, on the other hand, were greatly disappointed- just what was going on? When did Yutian’s temper become so good?

“Okay.” Yushu nodded and looked at Mengyao, “Yaoyao sis, as the main wife, will you bully me, the second wife in the future? I don’t wanna be bullied, please!”

Mengyao didn’t know how should she react to this, what was this question? Second wife? Yushu, are serious?

Yutian startled. His sister’s thinking was really out of the box, who would want to be a second wife anyway?

Meanwhile, Jianwen almost had a heart attack listening to Yushu’s nonsense! Although Yushu’s face was angelic and her body was perfect, there was no way he would marry Yushu! This “Buy one get one free” package was just too much for him. How could he handle a person like Yushu? He was in love with Mengyao but bringing back Yushu was just out of the option.

If someone was ignorant of Yushu’s personality, he would surely think that he earned a fortune to have two big beauties with him. Once they were aware of Yushu’s true form, a calamity, they would never agree on this package! Jianwen wouldn’t want to live in the dark every day, after all!

In just a short reunion dinner, he had been trolled by Yushu for a few times. What would happen if he were to marry Yushu and bring her home?

“Why would I bully you?” Mengyao didn’t answer directly to Yushu’s question.