Am I A God?

Milk Tea looked at Matcha and said telepathically, “Latte said you’re his dad, what’s going on?”

Matcha showed his weathered expression as he said, “I remember that year at the Da Ming river, I saw her and she gaze at me…”

Milk Tea said, “Brother Matcha… Let’s talk politely.”

Matcha looked sadly at Milk Tea and said, “Milk Tea, you were very obedient when you were young. You would listen attentively until I finished. Six months have passed and you’ve grown up. You’re now interrupting me…”

Milk Tea was no longer the naive kitten he was half a year ago. He had matured very fast in the complex Cat Wonderland.

Matcha looked grudgingly at Milk Tea and said, “Milk Tea’s grown up and despises me.”

Milk Tea said, “You know I don’t despise you. Hmm…” He gazed at Matcha and said, “Brother Matcha, you’re changing the topic? Is Latte your son?”

Matcha lowered his head and hid his head in his buttocks as though he was autistic.

Milk Tea said, “If you don’t tell me, I’ll inform Zhao Yao…”

Matcha immediately replied, “Yes, I was intoxicated and taken advantage of by a female cat. That’s how Latte…”

Milk Tea exposed his lies and said, “Haven’t you been playing Closers World for the past few months? Yesterday, you were complaining you haven’t chatted more than 20 lines with female cats for the past year, how could you get into a sexual relationship in your drunken stupor?”

Matcha’s face froze and he said indignantly, “I have internet affairs! Do you understand what internet affairs are?! Milk Tea, you don’t know my charm on the internet!”

“Internet affair?” Milk Tea looked suspiciously at Matcha. “Weren’t you complaining to Lightning yesterday that your internet love interest was a man weighing a hundred kilograms?”

Matcha swung his tail in anger. “Lightning’s a snitch! How could he divulge my secrets?!”

Milk Tea said, “Though this may not sound nice, you’re not that to female cats. You don’t have the muscles of Sphynx cat, your fur’s not the latest color, your breed’s just normal orange. You are tactless and you sounded feminine…”

“Stop!” Matcha slammed his paw on the ground and said in pain, “Is breed that important? Don’t orange cats have a chance?! I’m not yielding!”

Milk Tea said anxiously, “No… no! I like you a lot Brother Matcha! Female cats may like Lightning or Fish Ball as they are special breeds but I believe that once they get to know your character and integrity, they’ll like you.”

Matcha said angrily, “Those female cats only look at fur. I heard that Koreans have discovered a new fur implant technique. Let me change all my fur…”

“Let’s not discuss this,” Milk Tea said. “Is Latte your son? Or…” His eyeball rolled and looked suspiciously at Matcha, “If you don’t have a girlfriend… is it related to Doomsday?”

“Ah!???” Matcha looked fearfully at Milk Tea and said, “What… what nonsense… Are you saying… Who’s Doomsday? I don’t know him!”

“This is too suspicious,” Milk Tea said. “If you had a girlfriend, you would send daily photographs to our Wechat group to boast. Was it caused by Doomsday? Latte and you almost look alike. Was it Doomsday’s cloning superpower?”

“To confirm, shall we do a DNA test?”

Matcha was shocked speechless. “D*mn… Milk Tea’s inherited my intelligence? How did he guess that?”

Matcha sprawled on the ground and said feebly, “Milk Tea! Milk Tea!” He crawled to Milk Tea’s leg and hugged his calf. “Don’t ever tell anyone about this! I won’t be able to face everyone!”

Milk Tea looked at Matcha and said, “Don’t be like this… Latte’s looking.”

Latte looked curiously at Matcha and Milk Tea as he said, “What are you doing?” Matcha and Milk Tea were facing each other and conversing telepathically. Latte could not understand what was going on.

Matcha stood up and said, “Nothing much Latte. I’m thanking my little brother for finding you. Let’s go home quickly. Yellow Mud’s sick with worry.”

Matcha walked forward and held Latte’s neck in his mouth as he dragged Latte away. “Milk Tea, we are leaving. Don’t be bothered by us. Pretend nothing has happened today.”

Latte tossed around and hugged Matcha as he shouted, “No! I don’t want to return to the dirty and smelly cat dwelling! I want to stay here! The food’s good, the place’s big and the bed’s soft! Why can’t I stay here…”

Seeing Latte struggling, Matcha hesitated.

Milk Tea said, “Brother Matcha, inform Master Yao and the supercats. It’s not feasible to let Latte stay outside. Don’t worry. You were affected by Doomsday’s superpower. They won’t laugh at you.”

Matcha sprawled on the ground and hid his head in his fur like an ostrich. “No!

Milk Tea said, “Brother Matcha, you’re a big cat. You can’t always hide from your problems.”

Matcha said, “What’s wrong with hiding? This is my survival experience! No matter what problem, as long as it’s delayed, it’ll vanish by itself!”

Milk Tea said, “That’s too optimistic…”

Milk Tea looked at Latte and said telepathically to Matcha, “Isn’t Latte pitiful? I was also a stray cat when I’m young. Brother Matcha, have you gone through such a life before? It’s very cruel to let a small cat survive outside!”

Matcha said optimistically, “No problem. I’ll buy a new cellphone for Latte and let him play Mobile Legends.” He looked at Latte and said, “Latte, I’ll buy a cellphone for you and we’ll play Mobile Legends when we go back.”

“Yeah!” Latte was excited as he said, “I’ll have my cellphone to play Mobile Legends! Let’s go home! Let’s go home!”

Matcha looked at Milk Tea arrogantly and said, “Did you see that? When faced with problems, playing games will solve the problems. That’s my precious life experience.”

Milk Tea rolled his eyes as he was no longer easily appeased like a small kitten. He looked at Latte and said, “No, I’ll inform Master Yao. Latte’ll stay with us. Don’t worry Brother Matcha, they won’t laugh at you.”