Am I A God?

“My name is Latte. Who are you?” Latte asked warily

Milk Tea said, “My name is Milk Tea! I’m a supercat from Cat Wonderland!” He looked curiously at Latte and said, “Latte? Are you new here in Cat Wonderland?”

“Matcha is a supercat working in Cat Wonderland, I… am I considered one too?” Latte said shyly, “Hmm, I’m new here.”

Milk Tea’s eyes lit up as he said, “We haven’t had new kittens in Cat Wonderland for a long time! You are not familiar with anyone here. Let me introduce everyone to you!”

Milk Tea showed Latte around Cat Wonderland excitedly. He explained Cat Wonderland, the places to eat and play, who the fierce and kind supercats were, to Latte…

Both Milk and Latte had not had the experience of having childhood friends.

A kitten which was less than a year old was by nature energetic and lively and would run and scratch around. Though supercats’ requirement for fun was higher, they were restless in their kitten stage.

The two orange kittens bolted and chased each other around Cat Wonderland. Occasionally, they would roll and knock into other large cats and be scolded. They would then flee to a safe place and laugh together.

Fish Ball rubbed his eyes and saw two orange cats running up the stairs. He shook his head and muttered to himself, “What’s going on? Why did I see two Milk Teas? Am I too tired?”

A cat paw pressed on his head and Fish Ball turned back in shock. “Li Li? Why are you here?”

The Cat King of the North, Li Li complained, “I call you daily but you haven’t come so I had to come over.”

Fish Ball said with embarrassment, “You’re impatient. I said I’d find you.”

Li Li said shyly, “You said you’d bring me to see your owner three months ago but I haven’t seen her yet…”

Fish Ball felt cold sweat dripping down his head. “I’m busy with work and have to work overtime in Cat Wonderland. I want to provide a blissful life for you.”

Li Li said, “You don’t have to work overtime. I receive a lot of government subsidies every month. When we are together, I can support you.”

“Support me?” Fish Ball replied angrily. “Who wants you to support me? If other cats know that you are supporting me, they’ll think I’m a useless husband. How could I face other cats outside? Don’t you care about your reputation?”

Li Li lowered her head and said, “Fish Ball, don’t be angry. I’ll pass the money discreetly to you so that other cats don’t know. Is that okay?”

Fish Ball’s eyes lit up and shook his head as he said, “No, I’m not that kind of a cat. You can’t bribe me with money!”

Li Li frowned and glanced at Fish Ball’s swinging tail as she thought, “He’s obviously interested. He knows how to act.”

Li Li said gently, “Fish Ball, how’s your work in Cat Wonderland? There are rumors saying that Zhao Yao’s in trouble.”

After Zhao Yao discussed with the higher-ups, his death was classified as information at the highest security level.

Only a very small number of people knew about Zhao Yao’s situation. Even Uncle Ho was in the dark about Zhao Yao’s situation.

“Those are rumors. I’m working in Cat Wonderland daily. Wouldn’t I know about Zhao Yao? He went on vacation. I have no idea where he’s gone gallivanting.”

Fish Ball continued enviously, “Cat Wonderland is now managed by Bai Quan. Besides Zhao Yao, I rarely get to see Matcha, Elizabeth, Ares and Dust Ball.”

“Oh.” Li Li acknowledged and said, “When are you bringing me to see Xiao Yu? When are you moving to my place?”

“Li Li,” Fish Ball said, “Don’t be impatient. I am a young supercat with some skill. It’s time for me to develop my career. There are lots of opportunities for me in Cat Wonderland and the management think highly of me. I want to concentrate on my career and not think of others…”

Li Li’s eyes emitted cold rays. “Are you shirking from responsibility?” A sea wave gushed out from her mouth and flooded Fish Ball, pinning him to the wall.

Li Li said viciously, “Fish Ball, I’m warning you! I’m three years old and I’m not young. My sister and brother already have grandchildren. You have to give me an answer as to when we are getting married.”

Fish Ball swallowed his saliva and said, “Cats who are in love stay together, as for marriage…”

Crackling sounds were heard…

The strong water pressure disintegrated the wall behind Fish Ball who said anxiously, “Cats who are in love should get married and don’t worry too much.”

The water wave was retrieved as Li Li smiled and said, “Good Fish Ball, let’s start preparing for it early. Why don’t you meet my sister and brother…”

Fish Ball looked sweetly at Li Li but felt helpless inside. He found a chance to send out a Wechat message to ask for help. “Who’s coming to save me? I’m being forced into marriage.”

“Congratulations!” Matcha said, “Don’t forget to take in deep breaths.”

Matcha’s cell phone vibrated and it was Yellow Mud’s message.

“Latte’s missing!”

…

Milk Tea chased after Latte and managed to pounce on him. They rolled and stood up. Milk Tea swung his tail and started fleeing. “Latte! It’s your turn to catch me!”

Latte meowed as he chased Milk Tea. Both cats ran happily along the corridor but they failed to turn the corner and they rolled together, knocking into the wall corner. They jumped up together.

Milk Tea spat his tongue and said joyfully, “Latte! Are you hungry? There’s a free buffet downstairs! I’ll bring you to eat!”

“Buffet?” Latte was dripping saliva as he said, “Bring me! Let’s go immediately!”

In the cat restaurant below, Latte eat voraciously at a large bowl of salmon.

“This meat’s delicious!” Latte said in a pleasant surprise, “What meat is this?”

“This is salmon! I’ll get more for you since you like it that much.”

Latte looked at the meat and said earnestly, “Salmon… it’s awesome. I haven’t tasted such delicious meat!”

Latte put his backpack on the table and opened it. He wanted to take out his favourite chicken canned food but he hesitated as he could not bear to share it. Finally, he put the chicken canned food in front of Milk Tea.

“This is my favourite fish canned food!” Latte looked at Milk Tea with a heartache and said, “I’m giving it to you!”

Milk Tea looked at the canned food and thought, “Oh? I am sick of this canned food which is our staple food daily.”

Milk Tea gazed at Latte who was looking with anticipation and he let Latte open the canned food. He took a bite and said joyously, “This canned food’s awesome. I like it very much.”

Latte smiled and waved graciously as he said, “Have more if you like it! I am giving you this canned food.”

Milk Tea quivered his whiskers and looked at the canned food which he took daily and said, “Okay, give it to me.”

After a few bites of the canned food, Milk Tea looked at Latte and asked curiously, “Latte, what’s your superpower?”

Latte lifted his head and licked his mouth as he said in embarrassment, “My superpower’s ordinary. I know what’s going to happen for the day when I wake up.”

“Oh?” Milk Tea said, “Isn’t that interesting? Did you know that you would be meeting me?”

Latte shook his head, “I don’t know a lot of things everyday. I don’t even know what’s going to happen in Cat Wonderland.” He lowered his head and continued eating. He let out occasional munching sounds of satisfaction.

Latte munched as he asked, “What about you Milk Tea? What’s your superpower?”