Am I A God?

Zhao Yao disappeared before the missile exploded and the soldiers cheered as they thought that Zhao Yao had turned into ash.

However, after Time Freeze, Zhao Yao had already appeared in front of another general and asked him while holding onto a photograph, “Do you still remember this cat? You kicked him right? You fractured his bone.”

When Zhao Yao spoke, all the surrounding soldiers pulled out their guns and pointed at Zhao Yao.

The golden Deflective Field brought along an air wave that deflected all the bullets. Then, it pressed the soldiers against the walls till they were immobilized.

The general stared at the photo in a panic and said, “What do you want? You have been surrounded. If you kill me, you won’t be able to leave.”

Sheriff, who was in Zhao Yao’s arms said, “It’s him.”

Zhao Yao nodded. “The cat tasked me to come for revenge. Are you ready?”

The general’s face changed and he pointed his gun at Zhao Yao. The moment he completed the action, his gun appeared in Zhao Yao’s hands. Zhao Yao twisted it and threw it onto the ground.

The general panic when he saw Zhao Yao walk over. “What do you want! If you kill me, you will be hunted down. You are not the apostle, we have the Divine Fire Palace’s support. They will not…”

Bam! Zhao Yao kicked the general in the leg and fractured his shin. The general fell to the ground yelling.

Then, in everyone’s astonishment, Zhao Yao took his phone out and started filming.

Zhao Yao saw that the general wasn’t moving and he said reluctantly, “Can you cooperate? Your leg is fractured. Can you hug it and scream? Or my employer will think that I lied.”

When Zhao Yao saw that he did not understand, Zhao Yao sighed and kicked him.

Then, the general hugged into his leg and started yelling. Zhao Yao videoed it and sent the video. Soon, he got a satisfied reply.

He looked at the mission panel. Mission completed, 3000*2 experience points. Zhao Yao nodded.

“I have finally settled a debt. This was one of the missions with the most experience points. It was so hard.” Zhao Yao shook his head and walked out. Just when everyone thought that it was the end and that they had escaped.

Zhao Yao turned his head and looked at the general. He said with a concerned face. “Hey, do you need help with anything? As long as it doesn’t go against my morals, I can help.”

…

Outside Xiao Yu’s window, Matcha stuck his head in and looked at the situation.

Xiao Yu was lying on the chair, eating fruits and watching television.

Beside her, Fish Ball and Noodle were lying on the dining table. They were staring at the homework and scratching their ears.

“It can’t be finished!” Fish Ball cried. “I really can’t finish it. It is too much!”

Upon hearing Fish Ball making noise, Xiao Yu turned and asked, “What? Are you done?”

Fish Ball typed, “It can’t be finished Xiao Yu! It really can’t be finished! There is too much!”

Xiao Yu said with disappointment, “If you can’t finish, then eat it. When my mum and dad come back, I will tell them that you tore up my homework and ate it.”

Fish Ball was crying and typing on the phone. “It is okay Xiao Yu, I will finish the homework before holiday ends!”

Xiao Yu smiled and walked up to stroke Fish Ball’s head. “Fish Ball, you are so obedient. When you finish the homework, I will buy good food for you.”

Then, she looked at Noodle and asked gently, “What is it Noodle? Do you have any problems?”

Noodle was scared by Xiao Yu’s gentle tone and typed quickly. “There is no problem Xiao Yu. I have written all the diary entries! Look!”

Xiao Yu opened her homework happily and on the first page was written, “Today mum and dad brought me to eat curry pork chop. I am very happy. After I got home, I went to beat the cat up.”

The second page showed, “Today, mum made curry chicken potato for me. Mum’s curry is really good. When I grow up, I want to learn to make curry too.”

On the third page was written. “Today dad bought curry beef rice for me. I want to make curry beef rice when I grow up ..”

Xiao Yu read through the thing and her face grew darker. She looked at Noodle and said, “It is so well written. I think I need to reward you with a truck full of shit.”

Noodle’s eyes lit up. “Really?”

“Before you eat, I will chop off your head!” Xiao Yu yelled. “What rubbish are you writing! Who eats curry everyday?! I am not an Indian!”

Noodle’s head drooped.

Matcha was watching this in fright. He yelled in his heart. “This is miserable. Fish Ball and Noodle are so pathetic. I suddenly feel blissful to be owned by Zhao Yao.”

Although he had to work during the day, at night he could do anything he wanted. However, Fish Ball and Noodle had to do homework. It was torture.

“I cannot hand the kitten over Xiao Yu.” Matcha jumped down and landed in the grass. He thought, “Humans are unreliable. If this is the case, then should I hand the kitten to other supercats?”

“I need to observe them carefully. The cat must not have any unhealthy habits, must be optimistic and hardworking. The cat must have a stable job and income. It is best if the cat can have its own house, so there is no need to keep moving. The other members in the house must be agreeable too and they must accept my occasional visits…”

Matcha wrote down the criteria for adoption and the names of the supercats that were running through his head.

…

A few days later.

In the United States, Amakusa was lying on the dining table happily. The female owner’s eyes were in a daze and she fed Amakusa fish slowly like a puppet. There was a lot of food beside him. There was fried chicken, hamburgers, fries, pizza, cake, steak and more.

Amakusa was eating happily and said to Giggle. “Hey, you should try the Surströmming. Oh my, it must be a gift from god.”

Giggle rolled his eyes and then he slammed the table. He yelled, “I am dead again?” He looked at the screen unbelievably and said, “It… it mocked me?”

In the screen, there was a tiny figure jumping on his corpse and shouting, “Useless.”