Am I A God?

Amakusa was gobbling down the food and licked his lips. “This taste good.”

Giggle was exasperated. “Are you listening to me?”

Giggle looked at Amakusa, who kept on eating and asked, “Do you still remember the awareness country?”

“Awareness country?” Amakusa was surprised and stopped and looked at Giggle. “That is forbidden.”

Giggle laughed. “It is not forbidden here.”

The two cats looked at each other and there was a light that flashed across their eyes.

Then, the owner of the house placed a plate of salmon in front of them. “David Beckham, Jordan, this is the rest of the salmon. Eat it.”

The two cats were attracted to the salmon and looked at it curiously. They were sniffing around the salmon.

Amakusa asked, “What is this? It smells good.”

Giggle said, “Haven’t you heard? These are the leftovers. This is humiliating us!”

Amakusa swallowed his saliva and said, “Why not try it? What if it is good?”

Giggle raged, “Do you have any dignity left? You want to eat leftovers?”

The female owner laughed and looked at the two cats, who were sniffing around at the food. “Stop sniffing David Beckham, eat it. There is no poison in it.”

“This is outrageous!” Giggle yelled and smacked the plate down onto the floor. With a crisp knock, the plate shattered and the salmon was on the floor.

Giggle started meowing. “Do you want to die? How dare you give us leftovers? Hurry up and bring us good food. I shall spare you this time.”

Giggle laughed when he heard the female owner shouted. But, his face fell immediately.

The female owner exclaimed, “David Beckham, don’t eat them off the ground. What if you cut yourself?”

Giggle looked at Amakusa licking the salmon off the ground and raged, “Amakusa! What are you doing! You… you…” He was ashamed. “You eat food off the ground. You’ve disgraced us!”

Amakusa said, “There is no difference whether the food is on the table or the floor. Speaking of it… this is called salmon? It is really good. Giggle, do you want to try?”

“Rubbish.” Giggle shook his head in anger and a demonic light flashed in his eyes as he looked at the female owner. “You asked for it! Woman! Bring all the good food that you have hidden in the house! You have to pay for humiliating us!”

…

At night, when Matcha and the other supercats left work, they took the golden dragon that Cat Sage had turned into and returned to Cat Island.

Matcha sat in the leftmost position, looked at the night view of Jianghai and was very solemn.

Lightning sat beside him and placed his paws over Matcha’s shoulders. “Today was so tiring. Do you know how hard it was to settle the customers? Let’s go have a drink after this?”

Matcha turned his head to look at the city below him and said, “Not interested.”

Lightning leaned over cheekily and said, “Are you still angry with Zhao Yao? You have been with Zhao Yao for so long, don’t you know what he is like? He loves cats. If you are angry every time he brings a cat back, you should have exploded by now.”

Matcha was speechless. “I am not troubled about that. What does the amount of cats that Zhao Yao brings back got to do with me.”

Lightning laughed and thought that Matcha was trying to hide his jealousy. He pulled out his phone secretly. “Matcha, if Zhao Yao can look for other cats, then have you thought about looking for other humans?”

“What?” surprised, Matcha looked at Lightning. “What was that?”

Lightning was pressing his phone and he said, “Let me introduce you to something good. This is a new application that Cat King of the North invented. It is called Mo Mo.”

Matcha was bewildered. “Mo Mo? What is that?”

“You can ask cats out,” Lightning said excitedly. “As long as you register, then other people and cats can ask you out too.”

“I can understand asking cats out,” Matcha responded, “But asked by humans?”

“What you don’t know,” Lightning said, “is that supercats like us just have to send cute photos and act cute. Then, people will send gifts and ask us out. As long as we let them stroke us, we can earn hundreds. If they book us for the night, thousands. Many supercats are working there.”

“You can do that?” Matcha was shocked. “I can hundreds by letting them stroke me?”

Lightning said, “Yes. You just don’t know the market out there. There are many people who want to play with us supercats. A few hundred just to be stroked for a while. There are a bunch of people who are willing to do it and they are not as stingy as Zhao Yao.”

Matcha asked, “Is it safe?”

“There is nothing to worry about,” Lightning said. “They are all contacted by Cat King of the North. They follow the rules and are well mannered. You can look at photos and videos on Mo Mo and go out if you are interested. You can go straight to the hotel if you are afraid of meeting someone you know.”

“Normally, they will start stroking when they enter the room and it will end in half an hour or one hour. It is easy money.”

The few hundred dollars was not attractive to Matcha. Being the best salesman of the school, he made several millions a month.

However, Lightning did not earn that much and hence Matcha told him. “Be careful.”

Lightning was still looking forward to it. “When I earn enough money, I can go and ask the cats out. You haven’t seen the popular female cats on the application. Their fur, their mouths and bodies, I cannot resist them.”

Then, he looked at Matcha with anticipation. “Matcha, do you want to do it with me? Then, we can form a duo and accept duo stroking. It costs much more than one person.”

Matcha rejected Lightning.

Milk Tea ran into Matcha’s arms and asked, “What are you guys talking about?”

Lightning turned away and Matcha said, “Kittens don’t need to know what the adults are talking about.”

Milk Tea puffed up his cheeks and said, “Brother Matcha, has something been bothering you recently?”

“What problems can I have. I am just working everyday,” Matcha said.

Milk Tea looked at Matcha suspiciously. “But, I hardly see you and Yellow Mud. I feel like you guys are hiding something from me.”

Matcha’s heart skipped a beat. “How can it be! I have been working hard everyday. What are you trying to imply? Do you think that I am fooling around outside?”

“I’m sorry.” Milk Tea lowered his head and apologized. “I shouldn’t have said that. But, Brother Matcha you have been neglecting me recently!”

Matcha heaved a sigh of relief when he saw Milk Tea apologize and he made a decision to send the kitten away quickly.

He was going to go look at Zhao Xue and see if she was suitable for rearing cats.