Am I A God?

Suddenly, Doll was shocked. “That is …”

Milk Tea, who was lying on the bed, said, “It’s getting painful.”

“Hey, Doll, stop for a while.”

“It’s very painful!!”

“Meow-ow!!!”

As Milk Tea screamed, dark flames danced in his eyes.

Doll immediately shut off the training machine.

Seeing the broken training machine and the collapsed Milk Tea on the ground, he felt as though cold sweat was dripping on his head.

“Milk Tea… I suppose he won’t die.”

Milk Tea laid motionless as he passed out on the ground. Doll felt as though his mechanical body was dripping cold sweat.

“Milk Tea is Zhao Yao’s favourite cat, if he knows about this…”

Doll saw the image of the red-eyed Zhao Yao sticking him into a boiling oil pot with a fork and trembled as he said, “No! I must save him!”

“Headless! Scan Milk Tea’s vital statistics!”

“Where’s the automated surgery kit? Quickly find and activate it!”

Headless said, “Master Doll! He has stopped breathing. Do I activate the cremation procedure?”

“No, don’t activate!”

“How could it be? The training machine at the highest intensity isn’t capable of killing a rat! How could Milk Tea be mortally wounded?”

“Ah!” Doll leaned on Milk Tea’s body to detect his heartbeat and jumped with fright.

“Doomed!” Doll grasped his head and paced up and down. “There’s no heartbeat at all!”

Doll was filled with fear as he knelt down. “No, I’m doomed. Zhao Yao will kill me. What should I do?”

“My relationship with Kun Wu is getting better and better.”

“Machine development is also improving.”

“Why did I become a cat killer all of a sudden?”

Headless said, “Master Doll, according to my data analysis, you may want to watch ‘Prison on Fire’, ‘Prison Break’, ‘Shutter Island’, and ‘Prison School’. They will be extremely helpful for your prison life.”

“D*mn you! Shut up!!” Doll said, infuriated. “It’s your fault for causing the machine failure! I should hand you over to Zhao Yao.”

“That won’t work as Zhao Yao’s not that easy to deal with.”

Doll fell to the ground and tossed and turned in anguish.

Headless said, “Master Doll, if you don’t want to enter prison, according to my research of 21 works of fiction such as ‘Hannibal’, ‘Law Abiding Citizen’, ‘Death Note’, ‘Case Closed’, etc, your choice of action is to destroy the carcass.”

“Huh?” Doll turned his head and looked at Milk Tea on the ground. “Destroy the carcass?”

Doll shook his head and said, “No, how could I do such a thing?”

“Headless, what temperature is required for the carcass to become ash?”

“Don’t activate the cremation procedure. I’m only asking!”

Doll looked at Roly Poly abruptly and Roly Poly gawked at him and said, “Meow?”

“Isn’t Roly Poly retarded?” Doll schemed and thought, “If I frame Roly Poly as the one who attacked and ate Milk Tea… No, no, gosh, what am I thinking?”

As Doll laid on the ground feeling hopeless, Milk Tea shivered, opened his eyes and stood up.

Doll was astonished.

Milk Tea massaged his head and said to Doll, “What happened? Did I pass out?”

Doll and Headless exchanged messages in a frenzy.

Headless said, “All vital statistics of Milk Tea had returned to normal. This is a healthy supercat.”

Doll thought, “Huh? Did Milk Tea come back from death?”

“No, he did not come back from death. He didn’t die at all.”

“Yes, my Lazy Cat Training Machine can’t kill a rat at the highest intensity.”

“There must be a problem with the sensors, Milk Tea’s fine.”

“That must be the case.”

Milk Tea looked at his paws and asked bewildered, “Doll, what happened to me just now? Is my superpower activated? I can’t recall anything after I lied down on the bed.”

“Ah, you…” Doll said, “Slept on the bed. It’s a pity, my Lazy Cat Training Machine is unable to stimulate your superpower.”

Seeing Milk Tea leading Roly Poly away, Doll heaved in relief. “I was scared stiff. Thank goodness, Milk Tea’s alright.”

His paws stepped on a machine fragment. Looking at the Lazy Cat Training Machine fragments strewn all over the floor, Doll scrutinized the fragments and discovered numerous sensor data coming out from them.

“Hmm… fragments of the machine? Why did the machine break into pieces?”

Headless said, “Master Doll, over in the United States…”

“Yes, we haven’t finished scanning the American intelligence.”

…

Milk Tea led Roly Poly in the Cat Wonderland and was upset as he thought, “How can I stimulate my superpower?”

“Roly Poly, do you know how to stimulate my superpower?”

Roly Poly looked deeply into Milk Tea’s eyes, meowed abruptly, licked his paws and cleaned his face.

“Well, how could you know?”

At this instant, Roly Poly’s body shook violently. He braced his chest and his sharp eyes scanned the surroundings.

“Huh? Roly Poly, are you alright?”

Roly Poly charged wildly. As his weight was three to four times that of Milk Tea, Milk Tea was unable to restrain Roly Poly and was dragged along. They charged out of the Cat Wonderland’s main door, ran along the streets, and arrived at a fried chicken stall.

Seeing Roly Poly looking at the fried chicken, Milk Tea said, “No, you can’t eat fried chicken, Roly Poly.”

Milk Tea tried his best to restrain Roly Poly but was pulled by him towards the stall.

Behind them tens of meters away, Mao Mao and his deputy, who was a multi-colored cat, were creeping on the wall edge, observing Milk Tea and Roly Poly.

Mao Mao said, “Hmm… isn’t that Matcha’s kid? He came out from the wonderland?”

The deputy said, “Gang leader, what shall we do? Do we make a move on them?”

“We have no choice.” Mao Mao said, “If we don’t act, that three guys will not let us off. Cat Wonderland is too dangerous. Let’s kidnap Matcha’s son and force Matcha out.”

Mao Mao gazed at Milky Tea and said, “Follow them closely. Once we have the chance, act immediately!”