Am I A God?

Zhao Yao chatted with Nanako for more than half an hour before hanging up. He thought, “I wonder if Uncle Ho knew about this.”

Zhao Yao texted Uncle Ho to check if he knew about the situation.

“They were able to create trouble in the United States and Japan so those five supercats were worth keeping.” Zhao Yao looked at his cell phone and thought, “Tomorrow is the end of the month. I shall finish accounting before looking for those cats.”

…

Late night along the Jianghai coastline.

Sound of the lapping waves filled the air. Rows and rows of feline robots came up the shore as though they were marines doing a coast landing.

The silver metallic shell of the robots seemed both cold and hard and their crimson ray emitting eyes gave people shudders.

A fire lit passageway appeared beside the feline robot army. Kun Wu had traveled over a long distance and arrived at Jianghai.

Looking at the brightly lit and glamorous view of the city, Kun Wu was in deep thought. “The time has come, Project X… I will stop you.”

A feline robot lifted his head and said, “Kun Wu, are you looking at Jianghai and thinking of the Headless Horseman again?”

Kun Wu rolled her eyes and said, “Doll, you are very annoying.”

“Annoying?” The feline robot said in shock, “You find me annoying? You find me annoying now? Previously you asked me to speak more instead of typing!!”

Kun Wu sighed.

Doll was concerned and said, “You are getting impatient.”

Kun Wu frowned and said, “Nope.”

Doll said, “You are obviously getting impatient. Do you find me annoying?!”

Kun Wu sighed.

“You are sighing again!” Doll shouted. “Do you dislike me now?”

“No…” Kun Wu said dispiritedly. “Project X has arrived in Jianghai. Shall we defeat him first?”

…

At the underground reception of Cat Wonderland, everyone looked at the entrance and exclaimed in shock.

A gigantic Maine Coon pushed himself in and stood beside the supercats. He looked like a tiger as he paced up and down the main hall, occasionally pushing other cats to the side.

The Ragdoll cat, Caesar, who was in charge of receiving guests, went up to greet him and said, “Greetings, big brother, you are huge, furry, and you look amazing! Is this your first time at Cat Wonderland? How should I address you?”

Maine Coon looked askance at Caesar and said dully, “Call me Sang Biao.”

“Brother Sang Biao.” Caesar smiled merrily and said, “What would you like to play with in Cat Wonderland? We have a plethora of food and entertainment to satisfy you. Even if you want…”

Caesar looked left and right before moving close to Maine Coon’s ear as he whispered, “… Even if you want special service, I can make arrangements for you.”

“Special service?” The ears of the Maine Coon straightened as his eyes lit up. “You provide special services here?”

“Of course!” Caesar said as he pulled Maine Coon to one side to avoid hindering the flow of customers. “You have come to the right place, Brother Sang Biao. If you are looking for special services in Cat Wonderland, we have service attendants from Thailand, Singapore, Indonesia, and other countries to suit your taste.”

Maine Coon nodded happily and said, “Good, very good, I want special services.”

Caesar smiled happily as he brought Sang Biao to a private room at the deep end of the Cat Wonderland and said, “Brother Sang Biao, please wait a moment while I bring the cats over.”

Sang Biao laughed loudly and nodded. “Yes, yes, I will wait here.”

Sang Biao lay on the bed with anticipation and thought, “I already heard that Cat Wonderland had lots of cats and a lot of entertainment. So, it is real. I will enjoy myself before capturing all the cats.”

The intention of Sang Biao was not to have fun. Rather, it was to capture the supercats for Project X.

He was involved in the few cases of missing supercats in Jianghai.

Before capturing the cats, Sang Biao intended to indulge himself so he sprawled on the bed and waited for the services to begin.

Sang Biao heard a door knock and he opened his eyes widely just to see Caesar lead numerous supercats into the room.

“Persian, Ragdoll, British Shorthair, American Shorthair…” Seeing numerous cats with long or short fur, that were slim or plump and had dark or light colored skin, Sang Biao’s tail straightened. As he looked at the procession, he felt happier and pleasantly surprised.

“Cat Wonderland is so amazing with so many different kinds of supercats. I must capture all of them!”

As Sang Biao’s eyes glimmered and his mind filled with sordid thoughts, he stared with his big eyes at Husky, who walked in last with his tail wagging.

“Woah! Even dogs? ” Sang Biao was astonished and exclaimed, “This place is quite liberal.”

Caesar laughed heartily and nodded. He looked at Husky and said, “This is Noodle, our top favorite and the only superdog in the world! He had served a lot of customers who came especially for him as they wanted to have the pleasure of a dog’s service.”

Noodle nodded and wagged his tail at Sang Biao as he thought angrily, “Fish Ball is taking revenge on me. He forced me to go underground to earn money from the supercats, who were getting more and more foolish. It is easier to earn their money as compared to the humans.”

Sang Biao stood up and walked around Husky. Suddenly he lowered his head, stared with his large eyes and shouted, “What? His family jewels are larger than mine? Is he a male dog?”

Caesar coaxed, “Yes, he is male and that is good. He is strong and skillful. Our customers were raving about him.”

Sang Biao looked suspiciously at Noodle.

Caesar asked, “How’s it, Brother Sang Biao? Who are you choosing?”

Sang Biao thought for a while and laughed loudly as he slammed down his paw on the ground, shouting, “I am taking them all!”

Caesar walked out of the room pleasantly surprised. He immediately messaged Roly Poly, “This is amazing Roly Poly. A Maine Coon came and booked all my service attendants. Do you have any more cats? I will take them all!”

Roly Poly was surprised and replied, “Maine Coon? Where did he come from? What are his connections? Did you take a look at his background? Is he able to pay?”

Caesar wiped the sweat off his forehead and said, “I forgot to ask but it should be alright. Who dares come here without paying?”

Roly Poly was still worried and messaged, “I will get Uncle Egg to bring the cats over. You will lay in ambush outside. If he dares create trouble, capture him and shed his fur.”

As Roly Poly and his men were laying in ambush, Maine Coon was in the room, lying contentedly on the bed. Several cats spat out their tongues and licked the long fur all over his body.

The only annoying thing was Husky’s huge tongue. Every lick was extremely wet and a lot of his long fur was stuck on his tongue.

Seeing other cats, the Maine Coon was both happy and excited as he thought, “They started out with licking? What kind of services are they providing next? I am looking forward to it…”