Am I A God?

In the Extradimensional Belly, Old K, Midnight, and Lang Gou looked at the mountain of cat food and cat litter, the stains, the cat litter that was that was on the floor, and the dirty cat toilets that needed to be cleaned.

Midnight frowned. “Every day we wake up to shovel the poop, clean the place, sweep and mop the floor, wipe the toilets, and wash the plates without any days off or holidays. Even a robot needs days off for maintenance.”

“What is going on?” Midnight pointed at the pile of shit on the doorframe of the cat toilet. “These stupid cats, normally, when they use the toilets and stain the walls, I have nothing to say. But, this? Half of their shit is outside the toilet. How do they even do this? Are they even supercats? They are not ordinary cats without intelligence. Don’t they know how to use a toilet?”

At this moment, a Garfield cat rushed out of the toilet. It was Ares’s follower, Gaia. She dashed out of the toilet. As she ran, the filth on her butt fell all over the floor. “Don’t press start! Wait for me Rice Cake!”

“This stupid cat!” Looking at the filth on the floor, Midnight wanted to strangle the cat. This cat was too inconsiderate. Didn’t they know how tiring it was to clean the toilets? Midnight yelled at Gaia. “Can you clean yourself before coming out?”

“How is that something to get angry about?” Old K, looking depressed, pulled Lightning out from the cubicle beside them. The night before, Lightning and the other cats had gotten high on catmint. After going to the toilet he had fallen asleep inside and now his fur was filled with filth.

Old K pointed to Lightning and asked Matsuo, “Matsuo, what do I do with him?”

“You have to bathe him.” Matsuo looked at Old K pitifully. “Wear a few more layers of gloves. Once you get used to it, it will be fine.”

As they were speaking, Lightning started laughing loudly and talked in his dreams. “Is it enough? Is it enough? If it is, then shout it out!”

Accompanied by a flash of lightning, Old K’s hair stood up and he fell to the floor like a steel rod.

Seeing Old K like this, Lang Gou broke down. He looked at Matsuo and asked, “Matsuo, for how long do we have to do this? Living like this is inhumane.”

“That is hard to say.” Matsuo sighed, “It depends on how boss is feeling. Two weeks ago, he was in a good mood. He brought me to Japan and also visited the maid cafe.” While he was speaking, he smiled. Faceless (Mao Gang’s leader) smiled with envy.

… Old K, Lang Gou and Midnight looked at each other. This was worse than being in jail. At least if they were in jail, they had something to look forward to. Working for Zhao Yao was a scandal. They did the dirtiest and most tiring jobs, got hurt by the supercats accidentally, and they had no idea when was the end to this.

In fact, selling catmint was not even illegal. At most, they would have been charged for fighting and injuring others. Furthermore, God of Death might even come and save them.

Thinking of the countless amount of cat poop, cat pee, and vomit they had to clean on top of the supercat attacks, the three of them shivered.

“I want to go to jail.”

“Zhao Yao! Let me out!”

“Yeah, hand us to the police! We are willing to own up!”

“What?” Zhao Yao’s attention was drawn into the Extradimensional Belly. Hearing the three of them, he activated the illusion and entered with a Shit Wave. It made the three them yell and groan, then he said, “Where do you think you are? You think you can come and go as you please?”

Midnight’s face turned pale as he struggled to stand up.”You can’t detain us for life. If you do, I would rather die.”

Zhao Yao shook his head and said, “Of course not for life. When you have realized what you’ve done wrong, turned over a new leaf and have decided to fight for the rise of China, I will let you go.

Don’t worry. I can tell who is the hardest working, who has been slacking, who has really turned over a new leaf, and who is lying. The ones who really turn over a new leaf will get their chance to leave.”

Roly Poly, who was stuck with Zhao Yao every day, looked at the three of them and sighed. He felt for them as he was in the same situation. “Guys, once you are on the list in Zhao Yao’s mind, you will probably work for him forever.”

…

Meanwhile, Zhao Yao carried Roly Poly, turned into the Headless Horseman, and appeared under the Jianghai night sky.

After looking at his phone, the Sphynx cat notified Zhao Yao that all was clear.

Sphynx cat thought, “They are useless. I can beat one with each fist. Zhao Xue will be fine.”

“I am not asking you about whether you can beat them.” Zhao Yao said, “I know that you can do that. Just take a few pictures of them for me.”

Sphynx cat was confused, “Huh? What do you mean?”

“Take a few more pictures of the cat-eared girls for me.” Zhao Yao said, “You can protect Zhao Xue when it is convenient.”

After talking to Sphynx cat, Zhao Yao smiled satisfyingly and walked towards the basement.

Once he entered, he saw that the floor was filled with supercats. They were lying around lifelessly. They were all the supercats with a drug addiction.

Cat King of the North introduced him to the group, “There are 43 supercats in total. They are all addicted to the poisonous catmint. They would do anything for it.”

A supercat saw the Cat King of the North and his eyes lit up. He crawled over to hug the Cat King of the North’s leg. “Cat King of the North! You must have the Divine Catmint right? Just let me suck one more time, once more will do!”

The Cat King of the North sighed, “I do not have that kind of catmint.”

“You must have it. You are the King, how can you not have it?” When he saw that Cat King of the North still didn’t agree, the supercat turned around and brought a confused kitten. “Cat King of the North, this is my daughter. How about this, I’ll give her to you. You just have to give me one more mouthful of catmint. I’m begging you.”

As he spoke he dropped the kitten and said, “Xixi, beg the Cat King of the North.”

The kitten looked at the Cat King of the North with her innocent eyes and asked, “Cat King of the North, can you let my dad have another mouthful of the catmint? My dad’s head hurts so much, he can’t even sleep at night.”

Zhao Yao frowned. “This drug addiction is worse than I expected.” Thinking this, he snapped his fingers and all the cats in the basement were deprived of their five senses and they fell unconsciousness.

Unlike those who were under this power in the past, this time, those deprived of their five senses were finally relieved from the pain. Even the darkness in front of them became familiar and calm. All of them fell into a rare slumber.

However for the drug addiction to be over, it was not a matter of hours or minutes. Hence, Zhao Yao sat down and continued casting his powers