Am I A God?

Chapter 599 - Experiment and Endorsement



Chapter 599: Experiment and Endorsement

Translator: Atlas Studios  Editor: Atlas Studios

Roly Poly was brought to Cat Island by Zhao Yao and they entered a small wooden house.

In the house, Lucifer was tied up with some rope and hung from the air. He looked excited. Seeing Zhao Yao approach, he shouted, “Zhao Yao, what are you going to do to me?”

“Are you planning on lashing me with a whip? Or punching and kicking me?!” Lucifer’s eyes lit up as he spoke, “Let me tell you. No matter how much you torture me, I will not yield!”

“Come on, hit me! Hit me! Let me show you the strong willpower of supercats.”

Zhao Yao rolled his eyes, took out the catmint from Big White cat and brandished it in front of Lucifer. “You will sniff this packet of catmint. Before that, I have to tell you a little about the situation first…”

Zhao Yao explained where the catmint had come from and the possibility that it could have supernatural effects. Finally, he explained, “I am choosing you because you have the strongest rapid regeneration ability and you are the only one with the most immunity. Even if there is poison in the packet of catmint, you will not die.”

Initially, Lucifer thought Zhao Yao was trying to feed him catmint and was disappointed. However, when he heard where the catmint had come from, he became enthusiastic and said, “Very good Zhao Yao, you want to poison me!”

Lucifer said excitedly, “Poison me. Even if you poison me with the rarest and most lethal kind, I will not break!”

Zhao Yao sighed and said, “Who wants you to break? I only want to test the effects of this packet of catmint.”

Lucifer meowed as he shouted, “Zhao Yao, are you threatening me? Meow, even if you threaten me, it is of no use. Even if you poison me and then beat me viciously after that, I will not surrender!”

“Nutcase.” Zhao Yao rolled his eyes, waved the catmint, and said, “So you agree to sniff this packet of catmint?”

“That is too evil Zhao Yao, you’re actually using a little innocent kitten to do experiments.” Lucifer licked his lips incessantly, looked at both Zhao Yao and the catmint and said, “I am so angry, I hate you. If you have the guts, torture me to death, or I will never forgive you.”

Zhao Yao sighed and thought, “This cat is definitely crazy.”

After some thought, under Lucifer’s overjoyed gaze, he put the catmint in front of him and watched him sniff the catmint pellets one at a time.

Once all the catmint was finished, Lucifer shuddered.

Zhao Yao looked at him seriously and asked, “How is it? What is so special about this catmint?”

“It’s very normal.” Lucifer said with disappointment, “Not as good as the one planted by Dust Ball, the grass lady.”

Zhao Yao stroked his chin and released Lucifer from the ropes. He turned to Roly Poly and said, “Roly Poly, you will monitor Lucifer 24 hours a day for the next few days. If there are any strange reactions, inform me immediately.”

“What?” Roly Poly slanted his head and said dejectedly, “I have to accompany him?”

Lucifer’s breathing became heavier and he said, “So you are stalking me… Zhao Yao and Roly Poly, both of you are too evil.”

Zhao Yao shook his head, covered his forehead and said, “Not stalking, I am imprisoning you here. If there are no side effects after a week, I will release you. During this time, Roly Poly, you are responsible for guarding him. Remember do not leave your post without permission. I will occasionally video-chat with you to monitor Lucifer’s condition.

As for food and water, I will let Matsuo bring some over every day. If you are unable to stand it, tell me beforehand and I will arrange for another cat to take over.”

Roly Poly sighed. What bad luck… I won’t be able to keep watch on Matcha, Ares, and Airplane. I will not be able to take Elizabeth’s photographs as well? Well, there’s a large number of cats in the Royal Cat Police Force, however, none of them can take excellent and highly-sought after photographs. I am the only exception. Well, it is a waste of my photographic skills to guard a silly cat.

After Zhao Yao had locked the door, Roly Poly stood guard outside and Lucifer was imprisoned in the wooden house.

“Roly Poly! Quickly let me out!

Even if you imprison me, it is of no use!

“An indomitable spirit lives in this tiny cat!”

Listening to Lucifer’s fervent ramblings, Roly Poly sighed with boredom. He opened up his handphone and intended to play games instead.

The next moment, a message was received.

Fish Ball had sent, “Roly Poly, are you able to teach me photography?”

Roly Poly frowned and replied, “Photography is something you laborer cats will never understand.”

After Zhao Yao had settled the catmint issue, he returned to the cat café. He intended to work and plan his next move to dominate Jianghai’s catmint market.

“I do not know the effects of Big White cat’s catmint, so it won’t be taken into account for now. Instead, I will focus on gaining a greater share of the market.”

“Hmm, in today’s world, volume is king, the greater the volume, the greater the control. I want to improve our catmint sales’ volume, so I need to let all the supercats in Jianghai know about Dust Ball’s catmint.”

Zhao Yao typed the word advertising on the computer, rested his cheeks on his hand and thought, “After advertising, strong effective supply channels are required. The four cat kings of Jianghai and the cat kings of Jianghai’s gangs will be able to help me.”

“With this move, I will be able to take over the majority of the market share.

As Zhao Yao was working out the details of his plan, the bell in the cat café rang. Old K and Mushroom Head Lang Gou walked in.

Xiao Shiyu immediately received both of them, though she found their gazes to be quite strange.

Zhao Yao lifted his head to study the two men. He felt puzzled and thought, “Such a combination is coming to the cat café to play with cats? Strange.”

Elizabeth sat on a table in the middle of the cat café. A female university student was feeding salmon pieces to her one mouthful at a time. Another female office worker at the side was holding her paw. The worker took out a pair of scissors and started cutting near the tender paw pads. She was helping Elizabeth trim her leg fur.

Another female high school student was combing Elizabeth’s back and head. When she was extremely comfortable during the combing, Elizabeth would squint her eyes.

When she saw the two men enter, Elizabeth looked at them with contempt and said, “Two men coming here to play? One is already fifty years old and does not even own a single cat. Wonder why they are in cat café, tsk, tsk.”

At this point, Diana sat down beside Elizabeth and said, “Lizzie, Cat King of the North contacted me, saying that he wished to invite you to endorse his family’s supernatural cat food.”

“Endorsement!” Elizabeth’s eyes brightened. “How much is he paying?”


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