Am I A God?

Red Packet, Dust Ball and Fish Ball looked for more supercats, but, most of them rejected the idea. They were not interested in planting catmint.

Hence, Red Packet changed his strategy and finally hired approximately 20 cats to help them plant catmint.

Standing in front of the catmint field, he looked at the supercats and said,” Everybody, the opportunity to get rich is right in front of us. When, all of you decide to join the sunshine catmint project, the hardest problem has already been solved. Ordinary people count on luck and wait for opportunities. Geniuses look for opportunities. But we, create opportunities.”

As he spoke, Red Packet pointed at the catmint field behind him:” Jianghai district requires approximately 50 million tonnes of catmint annually.(All made up by Red Packet)

Starting from the year before, the needs for catmint has grew drastically reaching twice its initiate amount now. As more cats awaken, more and more supercats need catmint to relief stress. Furthermore did you know that one in two cats loves catmint.”

Cannon raised his paw and asked,” But, Red Packet…” After the Japan incident, he had followed Baiquan back to Jianghai district. After all, Zhao Yao had caused such a serious trouble in Japan. How could he continue to stay there?”

“Please address me as Teacher Red Packet. In our sunshine catmint project we do not discriminate anyone. As a senior, all of you an address me as Teacher Red Packet.”

“Teacher Red Packet.” Cannon rolled his eyes and asked hesitantly:”There are so many sources to buy catmint from. Why must others buy from us?”

Dust Ball pointed at him and said,”Cannon, have you eaten the catmint we planted?”

Cannon looked at the catmint field behind Dust Ball and shook his head:” I am not interested in catmint.”

Looking at his look of disdain, Dust Ball threw a bag of processed catmint in front of him angrily:” Try it.”

“There is no need to.” Cannon shook his head:” I really have no interest in catmints.”

Dust Ball slammed his paw in front of Cannon:” I ask you to try it!”

Cannon shrugged his shoulders in dismay and opened the bag of catmint. He picked it up with his paw and sniffed it.

The next moment, his eyes jerked open. Every fur on his body was standing, it was felt it like a star exploded in his body.

Cannon took a deep breath and felt the catmint granules pour into his body like a cold current through his nose. He couldn’t help but shudder.

“Catmint can do this?”

Dust Ball who was at the side said proudly:” Humph, this is the catmint I planted myself. No other catmint in this world would be better than this. So, do you have any other questions?”

Upon seeing Cannon nod, Red Packet continued enthusiastically:” It is not just about the quality of catmint. Our sunshine catmint project is unlike any other projects. Other large companies spend billions of fund on television, on-line advertisement and celebrity endorsement.

However, this is not the case in sunshine catmint project. The money we earn will all be distributed to each and everyone of you. By doing doing this, our profit at least tripled.”

Cannon was bewildered:” Without advertisements how are we going to promote our catmint?’

” We will advertise by word of mouth. We will let our customers sell our catmint for us! As long as they recommend our catmint to someone else, you will get commission. Think about it, who doesn’t know someone who wants catmint? If each of you sell our catmint to three cats, then each of them sell to three more cats, our catmint would spread like a virus.”

Red Packet exclaimed,” Every packet of catmint that gets sold, they will have to retrieve the catmint from you. All of you just need to sit at home , wait for the commission and get successful.”

Zhao Yao, who was hiding in the distance, rolled his eyes:”Red Packet is trying to do multi-level marketing again?”

In a distance, all the cats who heard Red Packet burst into a round of applause.

Dust Ball and Fish Ball looked at each other and saw a burning flame in each others eyes:” Red Packet is a business genius. We are sure to succeed.”

On the other side, Zhao Yao and Roly Poly who were invisible, rolled their eyes continuously. Roly Poly patted Zhao Yao on his shoulder and said,” Zhao Yao do you need the Royal Cat Police Force to arrest them? ”

Zhao Yao thought about it and looked at the fiery exclamation mark on top of Dust Ball’s head:” Let wait and see. If they only cheat money from their fellow cats, it is not considered illegal.”

Roly Poly:”? ? ?”

On the the hand, after Red Packet’s speech, the cats were all very eager to get started.

Red Packet continued and said,” We have everything prepared, we have a business route, we have manufacturing process and we have the best sales person. Now, we just have to plant the catmint and we will become the decision maker for all the supercats, the elites in the industry and the leader of this social revolution.”

Looking at the group of enthusiastic cats planting the catmint, Zhao Yao took out his phone and text Dust Ball,” Dust Ball I heard that the plantation department was hiring, do you still need help?”

“No it’s okay. We can handle this ourselves. We will give let you taste the new catmints soon.”

Zhao Yao snorted. At this moment, Xiaoyu sent him a message.

“Zhao Yao! What did you feed Noodle! I washed his mouth ten times already but, it still smells!”

Zhao Yao:”? ? ?”

Xiaoyu:” Stop pretending! Noodle told me everything! It was you who fed him all the weird food.”

” Stupid dog.” Zhao Yao clenched his teeth:” You want to play with me?” Zhao Yao laughed coldly and started flipping through his album. He soon found the picture that was taken at the US military base. Till today, he still couldn’t look at this picture straight in the eye.

In Xiaoyu’s house.

When Xiaoyu saw the photograph she screamed,” Ahhh!”

Upon hearing Xiaoyu scream, Noodle rushed over and guard in front of Xiaoyu.

“Noodle!” Who knew the next moment, Xiaoyu kicked Noodle from the back and shouted,” Get out!” Her mind kept replaying the contents of the photograph that she just saw. It was Noodle hugging and licking a cat whose entire body was filled with*** .

Chills went down Xiaoyu’s spine as she recalled that Noodles had just licked her.

“This is so disgusting! Noodle who did you learn this from? Is it Fish Ball?”

“From today, you are no longer allowed in my room. Go bath now!”

Wu~~~~ a pitiful howl could be heard coming from the bathroom.