Am I A God?

With his meaty paws pressing against the grass patch, Roly Poly began his search for Dust Ball. He took his time exploring the place and was taken aback by its massiveness. Mountains extended into more mountains before as they extended infinitely into the horizon. Roly Poly sighed and mumbled, “Just how big is this god da*n place?”

Roly Poly whipped out his phone in desperation but there was still no signal. His feet gave way as his body collapsed against the soft grass. He stared at the clear blue sky but a look of despair was plastered on his face. He thought, “I can’t continue. Let’s not talk about finding Dust Ball, I might even die here.”

At this moment, a gentle and faint meow rang in his ears, jolting him from his rest.

“This is the meow of a female cat. From the sound of it, it is …” Excitement poured out from his eyes as he continued, “It is a beautiful female cat!” Roly Poly jumped to his feet before stashing his phone back into the bag. He then set off in the direction of the meow.

Soon, he found himself at the foot of a gorgeous garden. Standing inside it were two beautiful ragdolls chasing after a butterfly. The two cats inside the garden were none other than Catherine and Diana.

Roly Poly’s heartbeat grew faster and faster and was swept off his feet by this beautiful scene. Excitement fluttered inside him as he mumbled, “She’s Princess Qian … No, I remember Elizabeth mentioning their real names. Are they Catherine and Diana?”

Roly Poly began licking his fur from head to toe in his best effort to groom himself. Happiness flooded through him as all sorts of thoughts flooded his head. He thought, “I never expect to meet them here. D*mn it, I’m so nervous. What am I supposed to talk about when I meet them?”

Just when Roly Poly was busy licking the fur on his stomach, he was distracted by an ear-splitting shriek which came in the ragdolls’ direction.

Roly Poly instantly lifted his head and noticed two obnoxious cats surrounding the beautiful Ragdolls. The two cats began closing in on Catherine and Diana.

With a lustful smile plastered on his face, Airplane asked, “Hehehe, lady are you interested in playing with me?”

Airplane’s subordinate, Sausage, followed up by saying, “Can you hear us? My boss here is interested in playing with you. Let’s just cut to the chase and just lie down and point your ass towards us.”

“Hey!” Airplane gave a dismissive wave of his paw and exclaimed, “Sausage! How many times have I mentioned to you to watch your language when speaking to ladies?” Airplane did not wipe the lustful smile off of his face as he continued, “My two fair ladies, are you interested in mating with me?”

Catherine took a step forward and blocked her daughter, Diana, with her own body. Her chest tightened with fear as she exclaimed, “What do you want from us?”

Diana craned her neck forward and exclaimed, “My dad is just around the corner. He will not forgive you if you try to do anything funny to us!”

“Oh, are you talking about the other ragdoll?” Airplane started rotating his ears as he spoke.

Diana slid Airplane a curious look and asked, “You’ve seen my father?”

Catherine looked equally surprised to hear Airplane’s words and asked, “What have you done to my husband?”

Instantly, Airplane revealed a psychopathic smile which sent shivers down their spines. He sniggered, “Oh, I thought he was a female cat. Your species have such beautiful and puffy fur which makes it hard to distinguish males from females. Anyway, let’s not talk about him since he’s definitely not coming to your rescue.”

As he spoke, Airplane stretched open his mouth and stuck his tongue out. With his lecherous gaze fixed on both Diana and Catherine, he began sauntering towards them. He asked with a cheeky smile, “Hey lady, let’s play a simple game.”

Anger seared through Catherine as she stared at this despicable cat trying to take advantage of her. She exclaimed, “You bloody scumbag!” Just when she was about to activate her power, she heard a menacing grunt and saw a fat cat with a white belly dashing out of the bushes.

Roly Poly swooped down into the scene like a hero about to save the damsel in distress. He roared, “Stop it! Who dares to bully Diana?” All the supercats were taken aback by his abrupt appearance.

However, he began to slow down after running less than 20 meters. His breathing grew rapid and his sprint slowed down to a brisk walk. He continued walking in the direction as he struggled to complete his sentence, “As … as long as …. I am here … none …. none of you … can dream …. dream of bullying … bullying Diana.”

Airplane threw a condescending glare at Roly Poly before fixing his eyes back on Catherine. However, Catherine had already activated her power.

Instantly, a rumbling sound erupted in the air as Roly Poly, Airplane and Sausage simultaneously collapsed to the floor, deep in sleep.

Diana who had kept her eyes shut finally opened her eyes and stared curiously at Roly Poly which was lying in the far corner. She asked, “Mum, who is this cat? I think he was trying to help us just now.”

“Who knows? But from the looks of it, he’s a rather weak cat.”

At this moment, Lion Head appeared from one of the bushes and rushed towards the two victims. She noticed the three male cats lying unconsciously on the ground and exclaimed, “Catherine, Diana, are you okay? Did Airplane try to hurt you?”

Catherina shook her head and replied, “They did try to bully us but I managed to subdue them.”

“Meowhaha, good job!” Joy welled up in her heart as Lion Head heard those words. However, there was an unfamiliar body lying on the floor. Upon closer inspection, Lion Head realized who he was and mumbled, “Huh? It’s this guy?”

“What happened? Lion sister, do you know him?”

“Hmph,” Lion Head lowered her head in embarrassment as she struggled to get the words out of her mouth, “This fat cat tried to take advantage of me. He emerged from the shadows and pounced on my body. He did not want to let go regardless of how much I struggled.”

The two ragdolls’ impression of Roly Poly changed instantly. They threw a condescending look at Roly Poly as they listened to the vivid story painted by Lion Head.

Finally, the three cats took their leave from that horrid place. Suddenly, Diana’s voice rang in Catherine’s head as she asked, “Mother, why are we walking beside Lion Head?”

The corner of her lips curled up as Catherine replied telepathically, “Don’t you feel so much skinnier and more elegant by just walking next to her?”

“Really?” Diana was elated by her mother’s response and quickened her pace to catch up with Lion Head. With happiness spelled all over her face, Diana asked, “Mum, do I look skinnier?”

“Meowhaha, Diana, you look so cute!” Catherine followed suit by literally plastering her body onto Lion Head and asked, “My precious daughter, does my neck look thinner than before?”

“Oh mum, you look as if you’re just as young as me.”

…

At the same time, a pair of teenager and middle-aged man sauntered towards the entrance of Jiangmen University.

The teenager took a glance at the campus’s building before heaving a long sigh, “I haven’t been back here for a long time.”

The middle-aged man who had tattoos all over his arms sniggered, “So this is your alma mater?”

“Hmph, I remember this school but I’m sure they have already forgotten about me.” The teenager shook his head before continuing, “Let’s go and locate the cat king for this school.”

The middle-aged man replied, “I heard from Ah Huang that there are two cat kings on this campus. However, both cats have gone missing recently.”

“Oh? Don’t tell me it’s related to the sudden disappearance of that old cat from Xiang Yang district?” A frown crept up the teenager’s face as he continued, “Even though this has reduced our competitors for the competition, we have similarly lost the power of two supercats.”

The tattooed middle-aged man bellowed in laughter and said, “It doesn’t matter. Most of these supercats are so stupid and their powers do not have much potential for growth.”

“That is true,” The teenager nodded his head in agreement, “The government is definitely behind this cat king competition. I’m afraid they’re using this as an opportunity to unite all supercats and allow them to understand the existing superpowers. However, this has also provided an opportunity for us.”

As he spoke, the teenager noticed a stray cat leaping over the school fence. His eyes squinted into a line as he exclaimed, “Catch up. Let’s find out if the two cat kings are still alive!”