Am I A God?

“What happened?” Zhao Yao shrugged his feet annoyingly to get rid of Matcha. He thought, “This guy has gotten even heavier!”

“Help me play one round of Mobile Legends! You must be better than the stupid Chubby Luban Assassin!” Matcha immediately handed Zhao Yao the phone from his mouth. He was currently in the game with Princess Qian and Chubby Luban Assassin. They were presently choosing their heroes.

They had already played a few rounds before this. In the previous games, while Matcha was still busy farming, Chubby Luban Assassin had already gone round the map annihilating the opponent. Princess Qian was in awe of his superb skills while Matcha buried his head in despair.

Zhao Yao smirked as he took the phone from Matcha, “You have found the correct person. I’ve spent some time watching game streams by professional players and my skills have consequently skyrocketed.”

Zhao Yao bit his lower lip when he saw his teammate’s id, “Why are you playing with him again? Didn’t I already instruct you to stop playing with this fatso?” Suddenly, Zhao Yao broke into laughter and announced, “However, times are different. I’ll show him what it means to be a legend!”

Matcha nodded his head in anticipation as Zhao Yao beamed with confidence, “Zhao Yao! I’m counting on you!”

“Do not worry.” As he spoke, Zhao Yao had already selected the hero, Han Xin.

Matcha immediately exclaimed, “But our teammates have already chosen a hard carry.”

“Watch and learn,” Zhao Yao sniggered and typed a string of words, “Allow the true legend to show you what it means to carry!”

Immediately, his teammate changed to a support hero instead.

“Did you see my aura? 90% of the game is won when you have the stronger aura. You will instill confidence among your teammates and the rest of the game would be easy as 1 2 3.”

Matcha nodded his head in awe, “Zhao Yao! Zhao Yao! You are brilliant!”

“You don’t say! The last person that tried to fight with me in Mobile Legends quit after getting destroyed by me.” Zhao Yao responded confidently, “Let me tell you a secret, there are three levels to the game of Mobile Legends.”

“The first level is when you fear your opponents. Next, you will instill confidence in your teammate. The ultimate level is when your opponents fear you!” Zhao Yao said matter-of-factly, “To be good at this game, you must be fearless. In doing so, your teammates will place their trust in you, and your opponents will fear you!”

Ten minutes later, Xiao Yu threw the phone on her bed and broke into laughter after seeing the score.

Within 10 minutes, Xiao Yu had destroyed the opponent’s base. In the meantime, The Strongest Luban was still busy farming in his jungle.

Once again, Xiao Yu was announced the MVP of the game while The Strongest Luban only managed to contribute less than 3% to the team’s success.

Xiao Yu sneered, “He’s such a rookie! Given his standard, no one would even bother playing with him in school.”

At the far corner of the room, the husky curled his lips in disgust. He shouted in his head, “What do the primary school students in our country think about these days. I worry about the future of our nation!” Then, he lowered his head and resumed eating the dog food given to him.

In the air, the mysterious Spirit Cat was floating around as usual and observing the husky. Spirit cat was extremely curious, “Is dog food so delicious? Or are dogs too easily contented?”

In the meantime, Fish Ball was using Xiao Yu’s phone under the moniker of Princess Qian.

All this time, Xiao Yu had been fighting under the alias of Chubby Luban Assassin while Fish Ball fought as Princess Qian.

Fish Ball carefully scrutinized the results of the game, and his eyes blazed with excitement.

Seeing how happy and excited Fish Ball was, Xiao Yu drew her lips into a hard line and shouted, “Why are you so happy? You are responsible for this entire thing! We’ll only play for one more round! After this, I expect you to go outside and sweep the floor! Then, you’ll mop the floor till the floor shines!”

“Huh?” Fish Ball stared wide-eyed at Xiao Yu and helplessly typed out a string of words, “But I do not know how to sweep or mop the floor.”

“You can consider licking the floor using your tongue. From today onwards, you will be responsible for the entire house’s cleanliness.”

When Xiao Yu’s voice rang in Fish Ball’s head, he felt his entire body went limp as he crashed onto the floor. He stared at the ceiling with a look of desperation.

Suddenly, he noticed the husky laughing at his predicament and he immediately shouted, “Stupid dog! Who are you laughing at? I’ll make sure I beat you to a pulp if I hear you laugh one more time!”

Xiao Yu threatened Fish Ball the moment she heard his meows, “If you dare to bully Noodle, I’ll make sure that’s the last thing you ever do in your life!”

Fish Ball dashed towards the phone and his paws swept across the screen, “Xiao Yu! This silly dog has also been awakened! I have this feeling that he can understand the conversation between humans and cats!”

Xiao Yu turned around and observed the husky. He had already wiped the smile off his face and was staring at her with his tongue out. In Xiao Yu’s eyes, it was impossible for the husky to display any sorts of intelligence.

“What kind of nonsense are you spouting? I’ve only heard of the existence of supercat but not superdog! Noodle is so cute and silly. How could he have awakened his power?”

Fish Ball chewed on his lower lip while his paws tightened into a hard fist. He desperately swung his paws at the husky and shouted, “Xiao Yu, you have to believe me! He is a superdog! He is just acting dumb in front of you! He uses me as a cushion every night when he goes to sleep!”

Xiao Yu could not be bothered by Fish Ball and simply rolled her eyes in response. Her fingers started darting around the phone’s screen, and she had left the group on Mobile Legends.

Fish Ball stared daggers at the husky and puffed his fur into twice the original size. He shouted, “Silly dog! You’re despicable!”

It was as if the husky was frightened by Fish Ball’s meows and immediately went to hide in the corner of the room. Xiao Yu could even hear the husky’s whimper.

She shouted once again, “I’ve told you not to bully Noodle!”

Fish Ball lowered his head as if he was wronged and whispered, “But I didn’t even do anything!”

The husky raised his brows at Fish Ball and scoffed, “You are still too stupid to fight against me. I shall begin by conquering this house and become the highest being in it. Then, I’ll regain my throne atop the world!”

Spirit cat floated to the husky’s face and noticed the gleeful smile on his face. He thought, “He seems like he’s enjoying himself.”

…

Meanwhile, Matcha noticed that Xiao Yu had left the group and immediately sent a private message to her, “Princess Qian, why did you leave the team? Aren’t you playing anymore?’

“Sorry, brother Luban, but I’m only interested in playing with cats that are good at the game.”

Bam!

Matcha felt as if he had been struck by a bolt of lightning and his body had been crushed into pieces.

Zhao Yao heaved a long sigh of despair when he saw Matcha who had turned himself into a useless lump of meat as he lay on the sofa, lifelessly. He secretly deleted the game from his phone and thought, “Why did they pair me with such a weak opponent? They were destroyed before I even have a chance to attack them!”

Zhao Yao gently rubbed Matcha’s head as he noticed the look of despair and said, “Matcha, don’t be sad! What’s so fun about this trash game? How about this, I’ll let you play PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds instead?”

Matcha just stared aimlessly at the ceiling and thought, “Forget it, I’ll just suck in whatever game I play. I’m also growing old and I do not enough time to waste on this game. Maybe, it’s time for me to give up my dream of becoming a gamer.”