Am I A God?

“Stop calling me a r*tard!” Zhao Yao lamented, “Address me as God. Furthermore, you can easily accomplish this mission with your combined powers.”

“I understand! All we have to do is to destroy this weird creature right?” Ares immediately stepped forward as the leader of the five cats. It clenched its paw into a first and instantly activated its power. An invisible barrier had shielded all five cats.

The giant cat could not see the invisible wall and crashed directly into it with a blaring thud. The giant cat slammed its enormous paws against the invisible wall, but it was futile.

Zhao Yao was also standing inside the invisible wall that Ares had created and thought, “This is a handy ability. If I were standing outside, my power of illusion would also have been repelled by it.”

“Have you forgotten? We are not ordinary cats! We are supercats which have transcended the boundary of normal cats!” Ares declared. It immediately gave out its next instructions, “Fūjin, shoot him!”

Fūjin was momentarily stunned by Ares’s instructions. It finally reacted to it and streams of gas came shooting out of its mouth like cannonballs which pelted against the giant cat.

“I’m joining the fight!” The black-furred English Shorthair screamed, and it was coated with a metal exterior, and it came charging towards the giant cat.

The tabby cat hiding on the floor peeped at the scene and gathered its courage to activate its power. Suddenly, Zhao Yao noticed the giant cat sinking into the ground and it could no longer move around.

After their combined attack, they had managed to stop the giant cat’s onslaught. However, they had failed to defeat the giant cat.

“No, it is too strong and powerful! Its skin is too thick! I can’t possibly injure it!”

“This cat cannot be defeated!”

Just when the four remaining cats were worrying over their fates, Lucifer had already climbed to the top of the giant cat’s head.

“Hmm, have you all forgotten the most important thing in Attack on Titans? Their weakness is in their necks!” Lucifer sent a fury of swipes against the giant cat’s neck, and chunks of meat came flying off.

Giant cat was finally defeated with the five cats’ combined wit and strength. The giant cat’s body slowly vanished from their sight. The five cats stared at each other with a proud glee on their face.

Ares looked at all of them and asked, “Are we going to fight together as a team?”

“Until we die!”

Zhao Yao pouted his lips at the scene. If not for his conscious effort to conjure a giant which was significantly weaker, the five cats would have been crushed instantly.

Suddenly, the five cats’ vision turned dark, and they had returned to the container once again.

“Congratulations for completing your mission. This is your one week supply of food that I have promised you.” Zhao Yao’s voice rang in their heads.

A large parcel containing cat food, cat tidbits, and mineral water descended from the sky with a loud thud.

Ares shouted, “Hey …”

“Address me as God!”

Ares complied and shouted, “God! Can you grant us a wish?”

“Hmm, from now on, I will grant you one wish every week. I will try my best to fulfill them.”

Ares’s eyes started darting around as it considered its options carefully. It thought, “If we have to complete a mission every week, the wish that we asked for would be vital to guarantee the success of our missions. We can ask for things such as intel on our enemy or some skills to strengthen our power …”

The tabby cat, Gaia, interrupted Ares’s train of thought by shouting, “God, I would like a power bank that would never run out of juice!”

“What?” Ares immediately turned to Gaia with its nostrils flared. At the same time, Zhao Yao’s voice once again rang in their heads.

“A power bank that would never run out of juice? That would be rather tricky. I’ll try my best to get one for you.” Zhao Yao answered.

Ten high-capacity power banks dropped from the sky and into the container. Zhao Yao spent quite some time on TaoBao to get them.

“Wait!” Ares raised its paws to get Zhao Yao’s attention, “Can we change our wish? We’re not interested in having high-capacity power banks!”

Lucifer immediately pounced on Gaia and started slapping its face.

“Are you a r*tard? Why did you ask for another power bank?”

Zhao Yao replied, “You are not allowed to exchange your goods after you have wished for them. If you want a new wish, you will have to wait for the new week.”

Ares drew its lower lip between its teeth and reprimanded Gaia, “You are so stupid! Why didn’t we strangle you to death when you first came to Hao Cang’s house?”

Gaia glanced at them and mumbled, “Since we’re not getting out of here anytime soon? Isn’t it better to have something to eat, drink, and play with? Who wants to watch the next episode of Attack on Titans?”

Ares was left speechless by Gaia’s naïve thoughts and shook its head in disbelief. The Siamese cat tried to calm the others down and said, “Ares, since God had already given us a power bank, should we charge the phone and discuss later?”

“Yes!” The English Shortfur, which had the power of coating itself in metal, licked the corner of its lips and declared excitedly, “We only managed to defeat the giant cat by identifying its weakness from the drama. Maybe the intel and weakness of our enemies can be found on the phone!”

“Aren’t you guys worried at all? We have one mission every week. If we fail to complete it, we might even die.” Ares stared at the cats sternly and questioned them

“This means that we still have one more week to prepare for our next mission. Let’s watch another episode of Attack on Titans in the meanwhile.” Gaia retorted.

…

Zhao Yao had a contented glee on his face as he surveyed the situation in his belly. He nodded his head and thought, “Next, I’ll have to solve the problem regarding how they answer the calls of nature. The smell is truly overbearing.”

He started massaging his temple to alleviate a slight headache. He thought, “Even though this elaborate illusion takes quite a toll on my head, it has significantly improved compared to last time. I guess it will only get better if I continue to use it. My weekly missions for them would also serve as my training as well.”

Suddenly, he noticed that he had completed one of the missions on his mission panel.

Gaia had accepted you as its leader and you were awarded 100 experience points for it.

Zhao Yao was left speechless as a thought flashed across his head, “I’ve managed to turn it over a new leaf in just two days? This cat is so simple-minded.” Even though Zhao Yao was lamenting about Gaia’s simple-mindedness, he was still exhilarated to receive more experience points.

Book:lv3 (1952/2000)

Zhao Yao nodded his head in excitement when he saw the numbers. He thought, “I can use this points and pump them all to Dust Ball!”

Zhao Yao had upgraded Dust Ball to level 4 before the clash against Hao Cang. Currently, Dust Ball was lv4(110/2000). The points from the BOOK would be sufficient to upgrade Dust Ball to level 5.

“Even though these points could either be added to Matcha and Elizabeth, Zhao Yao wanted to see if he could strengthen his extradimensional belly with the five supercats hiding inside it.” Zhao Yao had grown sick of cleaning their defecation. He was excited to see if there were any abilities which would solve this problem.

Zhao Yao instantly pumped the points to Dust Ball, and it upgraded to lv5 (0/5000). There were once again two more options to choose from the ability tree.

Gravitational Field: The user could specify a location within the extradimensional belly and activate gravity. The gravitational force would be 1 to 10 times the force on Earth.

Cat’s Ray: The user can incorporate sunlight into the extradimensional belly and alter the temperature to anything below 5000°C.

Zhao Yao hesitated for a moment before tapping on Gravitational Field.

“Yay! I no longer have to clean their shit!”

After the harrowing experience cleaning up all the urine and shit floating around in the extradimensional belly, Zhao Yao felt as if the stench could never be removed from his palms.

“Gravity is indeed the most fundamental and important concept in life!”