Am I A God?

Elizabeth froze when she realized that a handful of fur had been ripped off of her. She could not imagine so many people staring at her in this state.

At this critical juncture, Zhao Yao’s voice rang in her head, “Use your illusion and turn everyone’s vision into pitch darkness!”

Elizabeth complied with Zhao Yao’s instructions and enveloped everyone’s vision in darkness. Zhao Yao followed it up with Matcha’s power of time freeze.

At that moment when he switched to Matcha’s ability, the skin coated on the cats had disappeared accordingly. However, with Elizabeth’s help, their eyes were immediately shrouded in darkness and did not notice this anomaly. Time then came to a standstill.

“I only have six seconds. I must settle everything now!”

Zhao Yao immediately started rectifying the situation. He was not influenced by Elizabeth’s illusion and went about in god-like speed. He immediately came forth to Elizabeth and grabbed the fur in the girl’s hands and pressed it against Elizabeth’s head. Two seconds had elapsed.

Then, he bolted to Roly Poly and stared at its gigantic belly. The thread was nowhere to be found and he knew that it was going to be troublesome.

Suddenly, a idea flashed across his head. He softly pressed his palm against Roly Poly’s belly. This was followed by the second palm strike, then the third palm strike, then the fourth palm strike …

When time resumed, Zhao Yao had already returned to his original position. Roly Poly only felt an inexplicable sensation. An invisible force had continually slapped his belly back to the previous state. At the same time, a chilling voice rang in his head.

“Stupid cat! For the rest of the day, I need you to suck in your belly!”

Roly Poly froze. Then, he took a deep breath and sucked in his entire belly. This perfectly complemented Zhao Yao’s illusion.

“Zhao Yao, I feel like shitting!”

“Control yourself!”

After doing all these, Zhao Yao reverted to Elizabeth’s power and coated the cats in his café with their original skin.

In the customer’s eyes, the lights in the café went out for a second before everything went back to normal.

Zhao Yao stood up and announced, “Everyone, I’m so sorry! The current flow in this building is quite unstable which resulted in the blackout just now.”

Coco Sun which was previously in shock rubbed her eyes as she stared at Roly Poly which was trying his best to keep his belly in. She thought, “Did my eyes play a trick on me?”

On the other side, the girl which originally ripped off the fur from Elizabeth stared at her palm and realized there was nothing in it. Even the bald patch on Elizabeth had disappeared. Zhao Yao had pressed the fur back on Elizabeth and had seamlessly coated it with his illusion.

“Finally, everything has been settled.”Zhao Yao heaved a sigh of relief and spoke to Elizabeth via his consciousness, “Don’t let anyone touch your head anymore.”

“But all these girls just wanna touch my head. What am I supposed to do?”

Despite her complaints, Elizabeth still used her paws to stop anyone whose hands began reaching towards her head. She was surrounded by mostly girls and they were all cat lovers. Hence, no one tried to touch her head after getting intercepted by her paws.

After all these troubles, Zhao Yao thought that the night was finally going to end smoothly. This temporary peace was shattered by a deafening scream.

“D*mn it, what happened this time?” Currently, Zhao Yao’s power was still under cooldown and he cannot constantly rely on the excuse of blackout to explain the situation.

He turned his head towards the direction of the scream and saw Xiao Qing staring in fear with Matcha in her arms. Half of Matcha’s head had dropped onto the floor, while the remaining half was dangling loosely on his neck.

Instantly, a heart-warming movie had turned into a bloody and gory restricted movie.

“F*ck!” Zhao Yao understood what had happened. Matcha’s green hat had fallen off because of Xiao Qing’s constant cuddling. The hat which was coated with illusion was part of Matcha’s head in everyone’s eyes which resulted in the astonishing scene.

Matcha had no clue what had happened and stared blankly at her, “Why is this silly girl screaming her guts out? Zhao Yao! Look! Another girl is screaming for me! I believe no girls have ever screamed for you in your entire life!”

“Never mind, I guess it’s my fault to look so cute.” Matcha then reached his paws towards Xiao Qing, “Stop screaming, I’ll give you this rare opportunity to touch George Matcha’s meaty paws.”

Xiao Qing’s scream intensified as she saw his arms reaching towards her. She immediately threw Matcha into the air and grabbed her face in her hands. Her body was shaking like a leaf and tears shimmered in her eyes.

“R*tard!” Zhao Yao dashed towards Matcha and grabbed him from the floor.

Xiao Qing was not the only one staring in shock at this scene, almost all the other customers had turned their heads around. They were dumbfounded by what had happened.

“This stupid fool!” Elizabeth could not help but turned her head around when she realized that Matcha was still clueless as to what had happened.

Meanwhile, Roly Poly was secretly laughing at Matcha’s predicament, “Another opponent eliminated.”

Dust Ball, which was resting on a table, slowly opened her eyes and glanced at Matcha. She then shut her eyes with disdain.

Surrounded by the pairs of watchful eyes, Zhao Yao slowly bent down and picked up Matcha’s head (green hat) from the floor before placing it back on Matcha.

Matcha meowed and shouted, “Zhao Yao! Zhao Yao! You’ve placed it on the wrong side! That’s my butt, not my head!”

“I have no time!” Under the influence of the illusion, Matcha had reverted to a perfect little Scottish Fold. Zhao Yao then raised Matcha in his hands just like how Rafiki raised Simba in his hands in Lion King.

“Tada! Thank you for watching this performance! I’ve spent quite some time practicing this trick! Everyone, calm down! The cat is fine! Look at it! It’s bouncing around like before!”

Baiquan and Shi Yu reacted to the situation and began clapping which influenced the rest of the customers to join in.

“This trick is so cool!” Cheers erupted as the customers believed that they had just witnessed an incredible magic trick.

“This magician is so cool!” These cheers initiated by those who were awe-struck by Zhao Yao’s face.

Xiao Qing immediately patted herself on her chest to calm herself, “D*mn it, were you trying to scare the living shit out of me? I really thought that I had broke the cat’s head into two!” However, her forehead furrowed slightly when she observed Matcha bouncing around, “Why do I have this feeling that this cat looks slightly different from before?”

Because of Zhao Yao’s mistake, Matcha was carried upside down by Zhao Yao and he retorted, “Zhao Yao, I already told you that you made a mistake! Now, my butt and head is reversed!”

“Shut up silly cat. If I hear another word from your silly mouth, I will make sure I chop off your head and paste it on your ass!”

Matcha’s body shook and he immediately stopped struggling.

Even though Zhao Yao had placed the green hat on Matcha’s butt, no one would be able to see through this mistake as long as they did not touch Matcha. This was because Zhao Yao’s illusion could alter their sense of sight but the trick would be exposed if they touched Matcha because his illusion could not alter their sense of touch.

“Stupid cat, there are so many pairs of eyes staring at you. I can’t just go over now and help you fix it. Find a way and get to the toilet. I’ll go over and help you!”