Am I A God?

Zhao Yao looked at Bai Quan, tilted his neck and said, “Uh? What happened?”

The cold sweat on Bai Quan’s head continued to drip as he said, “Hmm… They suggested a pay increase, more resting days, 1 hour work day and new contracts…”

Zhao Yao said, “Did you agree to their terms?”

“I rejected their unreasonable requests,” Bai Quan said, “And they went on a strike.”

“Strike?” Zhao Yao flicked his finger and the air at the point of the finger let out a shrill sound. He said slowly, “Who’s the leader?”

Bai Quan said, “It’s… Roly Poly…”

…

A huge rented conference hall in Jianghai.

The supercats were moving around in a tight group and the heads bobbed in the sea of cats.

A huge picture of Zhao Yao was displayed in front of the cats.

Roly Poly stood in front of the large photograph and helped a slim supercat on the stage. He said to the supercats below the stage, “Everyone, this is Ah Qiang. Three months ago, he was a cute and strong cat. Look at his previous photograph.”

The photograph was changed to a blossoming plump and cute white cat.

Looking at the photograph and the current cat that Roly Poly was helping, the supercats exclaimed in shock.

“Three months of working in Zhao Yao’s Cat Wonderland, Ah Qiang became like this.” Roly Poly shouted, “Daily work of more than six hours, fed only on cat rations and suffering from sexual harrassment, discrimination and insults.”

The crowd exclaimed again and a female cat shook her head as she covered her eyes.

Roly Poly sent Ah Qiang away and got Mango to go up the stage.

“This blue cat is called Mango.” Roly Poly sighed and said, “A month ago, he was an intelligent and lively kitten studying happily in the first year of school. Because his parents owed Zhao Yao money, he was sold to Cat Wonderland.”

Roly Poly caressed Mango’s head and sighed. “On one night, he was forced into a Cat Wonderland’s private room and tens of women cuddled him for three hours. When Mango shed his fur and ran out, he had gone mad.”

Roly Poly beckoned the camera to shift closer to have a tighter shot of Mango’s face, who was spitting out his tongue with a silly expression.

“A strong and grown up cat becoming a sick cat, a healthy cat becoming a mad cat. How many cats are we going to sacrifice for Cat Wonderland?!”

Roly Poly pointed at Zhao Yao’s photograph and said, “Do you want to be oppressed by him?”

Uncle Egg led the crowd and shouted, “No!”

Roly Poly continued, “Do you want this human to ride on our heads and poo on us?! Do you want to see cats after cats being harmed by him?”

“No!”

Roly Poly roared, “It’s time for supercats to rise up! We have to show Zhao Yao our resolve! Let him know we’re serious!”

The cats raised their paws solemnly and shouted, “Serious!”

“Well done!”

“Let Zhao Yao see our true colors!”

“We can’t let him do what he wants!”

Roly Poly nodded with satisfaction. He thought, “Humph, when I’ve absorbed all your superpower DNA and betrayed Zhao Yao, I’ll be the most powerful supercat.”

Project X shouted in his heart, “Quick! Let me touch these cats!”

Roly Poly said, “Don’t hurry me. These things take time. It can’t be hurried.”

Project X controlled Roly Poly’s paw and slapped the floor. “Quick! I can’t hold any longer!”

“I know. Don’t move around.” Roly Poly pointed at the large photograph of Zhao Yao and shouted, “Good! We’ll swear to protest against Zhao Yao’s tyranny! The Earth belongs to the supercats!”

“Protest against Zhao Yao’s tyranny! The Earth belongs to the supercats!”

Roly Poly said, “Good! All cats come onto the stage and piss at his photograph! We’ll be family from now on!”

“What?”

“Pissing at Zhao Yao’s photograph?!”

The supercats were shocked by Roly Poly’s words.

The entire conference hall became silent. The cats backed up and nobody dared to make the first move.

“A bunch of trash!” Roly Poly sneered and looked at Uncle Egg below the stage. Uncle Egg turned his head and moaned. “Ouch! I ate spoilt food in the morning. My stomach is in pain!”

“They are all unreliable cats!”

Roly Poly shouted, “This is our show of loyalty to our cause. Since everyone’s shy, I’ll be the first one!”

Roly Poly went to the front of the Zhao Yao’s photograph and aimed his buttocks at the photograph.

The supercats became excited and they raised their cell phone and aimed at the stage.

Matcha said excitedly, “Take out your cell phone! Where’s my cell phone?”

The adjacent Old Cat said, “It’s here. I’ll take the pictures!”

Matcha said excitedly, “Haha, when I send this video to Zhao Yao, I’ll see how Roly Poly is beaten to death!”

Seeing tens of cats aiming their cell phones at him, Roly Poly stood for a while and said, “If you aim your cell phones at me, I’ll be unable to piss.”

“Put away all your cell phones!”

After several minutes of coaxing from Roly Poly, the supercats put their cell phones away but kept them ready to capture the image of the pissing Roly Poly.

After waiting for half a day, Roly Poly did not piss. Matcha could not help disguising his voice to say, “Why aren’t you pissing? Are you having weak kidneys?”

Cannon shouted, “Yes! Are you pissing soon?”

Lightning said, “If you’re not pissing, I’m leaving.”

“Shut up!” Roly Poly scolded and said softly, “I ran out of piss…” He looked at Mango who was standing by the side and said, “Let Mango piss first.”

Matcha led the booing and the crowd booed loudly.

A black cat jumped on the stage and said, “Wait, let me piss first!”

Roly Poly’s eyes lit up and walked forward. “What a strong cat. What’s your name?”

The black cat walked forward and smiled. “My name’s…”

His body expanded rapidly and became larger than a tiger.

He opened his mouth to a meter wide and swallowed Roly Poly. With a jump, he swallowed the silly looking Mango.

The large mouth extended a crimson red tongue that licked the lips. “Are they Zhao Yao’s supercats? Heh, heh, heh, they’re not impressive.”

He looked at the dumbstruck supercats below the stage and said in a low voice, “Tell Zhao Yao, I’ll eat all his supercats one by one… And he… will wait in fear and hopelessness…”

The huge cat on the stage leaped, crashed through the walls and bolted off.

Matcha blinked his eyes and looked at Old Cat. “That guy… just swallowed Mango?”

Old Cat said, “Seems like it.”