All My Disciples Suck!

Chapter 709

Chapter 709: Shit, what do you know again?

“This game is too shameless! Damn, what kind of bullshit Ancient Era is this, a drop of rain can actually kill someone. Can this shit can still be played? I strongly protest, strongly condemn! Damn it!” Beef Noodles couldn’t help but curse loudly.

If it wasn’t for his new disciple’s reminder, he had almost been killed by a drop of rain.

Would anyone dare to believe it?

Beef Noodles saw with his own eyes when a huge Ancient Beast couldn’t dodge the rain. It was hit by a few drops of rain and turned into a glass-like substance that directly shattered and disappeared.

This is fucking rain?

Luckily, I went on the forum to learn about the latest intelligence and realized the ferocity of this Heaven’s Rain! By the way, I also learned about the Five Plagues of Heavenly Dao.

“Master… is it okay to be so loud?” Purgatory asked in a small voice.

Boom!

Accompanied by a roar and shaking sound, the surrounding mountains actually slowly tilted up and slowly returned to level.

In front of Beef Noodles, there was a huge mountain range that stretched for hundreds of thousands of miles, with no end visible at a glance.

However, even more enormous than this mountain range was the immense and incomparable existence that carried it!

Xuanwu!

Not bad!

Beef Noodles was as resourceful as he was and chose to parasitize on the back of this Ancient Xuanwu, finding a hilltop and digging a small hole to live in.

For a Xuanwu whose claws are bigger than Earth, the two little guys, Beef Noodles and Purgatory, were really just as big as bacteria…

“Don’t worry, if I’m this loud, I’ll be damned if this big guy can hear me!” Beef Noodles said disdainfully.

Roar roar roar!

However, at this moment, a hissing sound came from not too far away, and a group of weird beings with wings took off into the air, heading towards Beef Noodles and Purgatory!

“Master, it’s stone ghosts!”

“Don’t panic, remember what I taught you, go! Kill them!”

“Yes!”

With a wave of Beef Noodles’ hand, Purgatory rushed up to engage in a fierce battle with these stone statue ghosts!

Beef Noodles himself, on the other hand, gave an evil smile and quietly hid…

These stone statue ghosts, naturally, were also one of the parasites on Xuanwu’s back.

Like Beef Noodles, these stone ghosts were too weak, and when put into the era He Yiming traveled through, they were only the strength of a great Sea Wheel Demon, and in this Ancient Era, they couldn’t even survive by themselves!

They couldn’t even block a single drop of rain!

Therefore, weak beings like stone statue ghosts chose to parasitize on the bodies of powerful beings, using the powerful beings as their shelter.

Boom!

Black mottled patterns emerged all overPurgatory’s body, and each of his punches and kicks contained extremely astonishing power, directly routing these stone ghosts!

“Don’t… kill me!” However, when it was about to kill the last stone ghost, this stone ghost actually spat out human words and began to beg for mercy.

“Master?” Purgatory was a bit hesitant, so he turned around to look at Beef Noodles.

“!”

Purgatory realized that Master was no longer there.

This stone ghost took advantage of Purgatory’s distraction and launched a sneak attack, injuring Purgatory with a single strike.

Hiss hiss hiss!

In the next moment, this stone ghost greedily sucked in all of its dead companion’s bodies with a single breath.

Boom!!!

In an instant, this stone ghost’s aura broke through the Sea Wheel Realm and stepped into the Heavenly Pill level!

“Hahaha, stupid guy!” This stone statue ghost’s strength had far surpassed Purgatory, not to mention that Purgatory was injured.

Pfft!

However, right at this moment, a blade penetrated out from behind this stone ghost!

Sword Intent Ghost Cheer!

“You’re clearly stronger than me… actually using sneak attack… Damn… you, you’re too despicable!” This stone ghost spat something black and ash-like and slowly collapsed, completely losing its breath.

Until his death, this stone ghost hadn’t figured it out.

Beef Noodles’ strength was even stronger than his own, and he actually stealthily attacked himself in such a dirty way?

WTF?

“This is called the sanction of justice, what do you know!” Beef Noodles, who had succeeded in his sneak attack, laughed and spoke proudly.

“Master, you’re awesome!” Purgatory looked at Beef Noodles’ figure with admiration.

This stone ghost, which was despicable, hated the use of the art of deception!

And the result?

Master Beef Noodles, finished him off with an even more despicable sneak attack!

Master is telling me that when you meet a strong enemy, not only can you not be careless, but you must also use your strength to return the favor!

If the enemy is despicable, then be more despicable than them!

So it can be extended as…

“The behemoth was brutal and killed my Brother Lian, then I will be even more brutal than the behemoth!

“If the enemy is vicious, I will be more vicious than them!

“If Master is so good to me, I must be better to Master!

“Master! I understand!” Purgatory nodded.

With a single thought of understanding, Purgatory’s aura changed precipitously!

“Well, it’s good that you understand!” Beef Noodles casually cured Purgatory with Life is Endless.

Shit, what do you understand?

He taught Purgatory a trick…

That was how to fight smoothly, how to fight!

But these days, this kid inexplicably said I get it, I get it again, I get it again.

Then every time he got it, his strength doubled more than ten times!

It’s simply bullshit!

“Over the past three days, Master has imparted too much to me!” Purgatory couldn’t help but be excited as he recalled these three days.

Master Beef Noodles is simply too powerful!

For example, the day before yesterday, when he encountered the 10,000 meter behemoth, Master was clearly so powerful, but he hid in the behemoth’s dung, and managed to evade the behemoth’s pursuit.

This was at the expense of sacrificing one’s strong dignity, and to tell oneself that when encountering a powerful being and unable to fight with force, one must learn to drop everything and save one’s life first!

It’s also the power of concealment!

Purgatory closed his eyes, his body was as black as ink, and as transparent as water, and in the end, he completely merged with his surroundings!

Ordinary Ancient Beasts couldn’t even detect Purgatory’s existence.

Acquiring such power, Purgatory did not feel the slightest bit of complacency.

“Master is far, far stronger than me! Laying down in the behemoth’s dung without a care in the world, and shouting something about jelly and slippery and whatnot, skillfully and naturally. He’s just too strong!”

Also yesterday, Master found two powerful beings. It was obvious that Master could easily destroy them, but he deliberately seduced them to fight each other, waiting for these two to weaken before striking to reap the rewards!

Master was telling me that I had to learn to defeat my enemies with wisdom!

As well as a giant beast left over from Xuanwu’s meal before today, Master didn’t care at all, slicing off the part that wasn’t stained with Xuanwu’s saliva. He washed it and stated that it could still be eaten!

It was clear that Master was strong enough to not need to do this, yet he still did it, just to instruct me not to care about false things. As long as there are things of value, I should put down my lofty stance to obtain them!

“Master, I will always remember your teachings to be an existence as powerful as you!” Purgatory nodded secretly.

The next three days, Beefy Noodles was dumbfounded.

This disciple of his was too good!

First, he thunderously raided a huge ethnic group and killed hundreds of strong enemies across the ranks!

Then he attracted three ethnic groups to kill each other before finally coming out to pick up the advantage!

He even detected a powerful existence approaching in advance, pulling himself into hiding and not being discovered by the ten-thousand-meter-sized bizarre giant snake.

“Maybe, this kid’s strength is even stronger than mine now! Damn, are all the people in this Ancient Era this strong?” Beef Noodles couldn’t help but curse.

“Damn, just how big is this Ancient era, how come we can’t find where Brother Ming and the others are? If this goes on, when the Five Plagues of the Heavenly Dao arrive, I’m going to die! If I’m the first to die, won’t it be humiliating?” Beef Noodles was eating a Deep Sea King kebab when he suddenly heard Purgatory’s shout.

“Master! I feel that there is a danger approaching… a very scary danger… ” Purgatory gazed into the distant sky and suddenly said with a trembling body.

“What danger?” Beef Noodles got up and also looked towards the distant sky.

Boom!

At this moment, for some unknown reason, the Ancient Xuanwu actually slowly stood still, its huge and incomparable head slowly rotating as it also looked towards the sky.

At this moment, the countless living beings around the Xuanwu raised their heads in unison, most of them with panic and despair, looking towards that distant sky.

The next moment…

The sky abruptly changed!

Clatter!

Accompanied by the sound of running water that resounded almost throughout the entire world, a black-purple colored bizarre river slowly flowed down from the distant sky!

This river was so huge that at a glance, it had transformed into a waterfall that was billions of miles huge, leading down the sky!

At a glance, it was as if the entire world had been submerged by the roaring river!

The Five Plagues of the Heavenly Dao!

The Plague of the Flood!