Chapter 215 - 213: Don’t Even Think About Snatching My Wife

Chapter 215: Chapter 213: Don’t Even Think About Snatching My Wife

The next day, everyone woke up early.

After washing up, Jiang Xia pushed open the door to Lin Yanwan’s room and saw that she had already packed her luggage, ready to leave at a moment’s notice.

"Good morning, babe."

Lin Yanwan was about to reply when he shamelessly lunged forward and wrapped his arms around her.

"Ahh, it’s so nice being away from home. No one’s watching, and I can hug you as soon as I wake up." Jiang Xia closed his eyes, obsessively sniffing her scent.

Hearing this, Lin Yanwan’s body slowly relaxed, and she gently wrapped her arms around him in return.

"Did you sleep well last night?" she asked.

"Like hell I did. I was up until midnight discussing life with Old Wang. If I hadn’t set an alarm, I definitely wouldn’t be up right now." Jiang Xia yawned as he spoke.

"You two... discussing life?" Lin Yanwan’s expression was strange. The phrase sounded odd, like something two gay guys would say after a ’dropping the soap’ incident.

’Could it be that after sharing a room for one night, two grown men suddenly awakened some kind of strange, unspeakable fetish? Eww, butt pirates, so gross.’

"Where is your mind going? I was just teaching that innocent virgin a few little tricks on how to chase girls. Whether he can actually use them is up to him. Hmm, and it also depends on Shen Ying’s reaction."

"Ah, Yingying. That’s true."

Jiang Xia suddenly gave her butt a firm slap and nibbled on her ear, whispering, "Darling, I dreamed about you again last night."

Lin Yanwan’s face flushed. ’When this guy dreams about me, it’s never anything good. He probably had to secretly change his underwear first thing this morning.’

She could feel his hot, wet breath on her neck. Her own breathing began to quicken, as if she was about to get carried away.

"Stop, hold it!"

She grabbed Jiang Xia’s misbehaving hand. ’Getting all horny this early in the morning, does he want to do ’morning exercises’ with me in the hotel room?’

"Then a little kiss should be okay, right?" he said, looking wronged.

Lin Yanwan rolled her eyes at him. "Mwah~ Happy now?"

"Hehe, I want some tongue, too."

"Get lost!"

A little while later, the four of them carried their suitcases downstairs to check out. They stopped for a simple breakfast at the Goubuli bun shop next door. Say what you will, but for something that had earned royal praise, the taste was indeed excellent.

"Well... I’ll take a taxi to the Central Academy of Fine Arts then."

A taxi pulled up in front of them. Wang Ming scratched his head. The other three were going to either Tsinghua or Peking University, so he was the only one not going the same way. He suddenly understood how Shen Ying felt; it was pretty lonely.

"Call us when you get there. Once you’re settled in, we’ll find time to grab a meal together," Jiang Xia said, patting his shoulder.

"Okay."

Wang Ming nodded, pulled open the car door, and was about to get in when Jiang Xia suddenly called out to him.

"Old Wang, wait."

"What’s up?"

’He suddenly remembered the "green tea bitch" who ruined Old Wang’s life and felt it was necessary to give him another "vaccination."’’

"Remember what I told you last night. And keep a low profile in college. If a girl is nice to you, just think about Shen Ying. Two-timing is a huge taboo. Don’t say I didn’t warn you."

"You just want me to be devoted to one person, right? Fine, I get it."

"If you dare get flirty with other girls, I’ll tell Yingying," Lin Yanwan added, twisting the knife at the perfect moment. She was crystal clear about the fate that had awaited Wang Ming in her past life.

Wang Ming’s heart twinged. ’My relationship with Shen Ying hasn’t even gotten off the ground yet, so why are these two so fixated on me being hung up on one person?’

Watching the taxi gradually disappear into the distance, Jiang Xia sighed softly. He sincerely hoped that in this life, Old Wang would stay far away from that girl—it would be best if they never crossed paths at all.

"You’re coming with us now, right?" He looked at his old deskmate.

Chen Yao nodded and said nonchalantly, "If you think this third wheel is getting in the way of your lovey-dovey time, I can just take a taxi to school myself."

"...You’re overthinking it."

After hailing a taxi by the roadside and putting all the luggage in the trunk, Jiang Xia sat in the front passenger seat, leaving the back for the two girls.

’He felt a wave of emotion. Now that he was out of Wanzhou, he finally didn’t have to worry about running into his own dad every time he hailed a cab.’

"Tsinghua, please, sir."

The driver gave the three of them a surprised look. Their Mandarin accents clearly marked them as being from out of province.

He spoke with a perfect Beijing accent, "Are you this year’s new students?"

Jiang Xia was slightly surprised. "How did you know?"

"Tsinghua freshmen register around this time. The upperclassmen don’t start school for a few more days," the driver said with a smile. "I can tell you three are all friends, right? All three of you getting into Tsinghua at once, that’s impressive."

"The two of us are going to Tsinghua. She’s going to Peking University."

"That’s still very impressive."

After all, for out-of-province students to get into top schools like Qingbei, they had to be the chosen few, one in ten thousand. In the future, they would be talents in all walks of life, and here he was, running into three of them at once.

Before long, the taxi arrived at Tsinghua’s west gate. Jiang Xia paid the fare, pulled his girl out of the car, and asked the driver to take Chen Yao to the entrance of Peking University.

Today was August 26th, the exact registration day listed on the acceptance letters. From a distance, they could see upperclassmen by the school gate, holding welcome banners and setting up tents to greet the new students.

When they saw a rare beauty walking over, her sweet, youthful face clearly still that of a high school student, the upperclassmen who had been waiting for a long time suddenly erupted with excitement.

’Back when they were freshmen, all the girls in their class were snatched up by the upperclassmen. Now that they were the upperclassmen, it was finally their turn to go after the new girls.’

A cheerful-looking upperclassman from the welcoming committee walked over. He subconsciously ignored the boy standing beside her and asked with a friendly smile, "Hey, are you a new student here at Tsinghua? Which school are you in? I can help you find your dorm building."

Jiang Xia sighed under his breath. ’Even though I knew this would happen, seeing it play out right in front of me still really pisses me off.’

’Someone actually dared to try and steal my girl right in front of me.’

"Excuse me, we’re not in computer science. Could you tell us how to get to the School of Economics and Management?"

Jiang Xia stepped sideways, shielding his girl with his body. His nearly 1.8-meter frame gave Lin Yanwan an infinite sense of security. She inwardly chuckled. ’This guy is always saying I get jealous, but look at him—he’s not so magnanimous himself, is he?’

"Uh..."

The computer science upperclassman faltered. He looked up at the handsome guy in front of him, then at the pretty first-year girl beside him. She was tugging on the guy’s sleeve, and they were standing very close. It was obvious their relationship was anything but ordinary.

’So, they’re actually a couple?’

’Are they sure they came to the right school?’

’What the hell kind of god-tier couple is this? It’d be one thing at a normal university, but this is Tsinghua! They dated and still got in together?’

’This is just outrageous.’

"Ahem. School of Economics and Management, right? Just go straight ahead, past the Second School Gate, and after a few turns, you’ll be there."