Chapter 211 - 209: The Little Umbrella Is Discovered

Chapter 211: Chapter 209: The Little Umbrella Is Discovered

The plane continued its smooth flight tens of thousands of feet in the air. As night fell, a flight attendant came by, pushing a cart with fragrant airplane meals.

Braised beef over rice, served with a meat-filled flatbread and a green tangerine. The taste was surprisingly decent. When you’re hungry, a meal like this really hits the spot.

"Wow, so they give you free food on planes," Wang Ming said in amazement.

’If they sold this, wouldn’t a single serving cost fifty or sixty yuan? No wonder the plane tickets are so expensive.’

"Every airline’s food is different. You’ll figure that out after you fly a few more times," Jiang Xia said with a smile.

"How do you know that?"

Beside them, Chen Yao calmly turned a page. "Read more books."

Wang Ming was speechless.

After they had eaten and drunk their fill, Lin Yanwan opened her backpack to get some tissues, but her hand brushed against a strange little box. She didn’t remember putting anything like it in her bag.

She pulled it out. It was a small, rectangular pink box, sealed in plastic. On the front was an image of a small blue pill, the word "Durex," and some very suggestive words like "ultra-thin" and "ice cool."

Both of them were adults, and in their past lives, they had gone through who-knows-how-many boxes. They were no strangers to this stuff.

Jiang Xia glanced over, his expression priceless. "Honey, we just left home. Are you that eager?"

...

Lin Yanwan’s face turned bright red. She hurriedly shoved it back into her backpack and zipped it up, her expression a picture of mortification.

"I didn’t!"

"Then what’s this...?"

Jiang Xia blinked. ’She put condoms in her backpack and says she didn’t? Doesn’t this mean she plans on using them tonight? What a seductive little minx.’

"It wasn’t me!"

Lin Yanwan glared at him, her face flushed with shame.

’The most I’d do is fantasize a little about Jiang Xia’s young, virile body. How could I possibly go out and buy this stuff myself!’

A reserved young lady would never lose herself in her former husband’s... vigorous and skillful physique.

"Ahem, I mean, is it possible your mom... um... right?"

Lin Yanwan snapped back to reality. She remembered her mom coming into her room last night and what she’d said. So, her mom must have secretly put this box of condoms in her bag then.

She had painstakingly advised her that a girl must be reserved and not give her body away so easily, yet here she was, preparing condoms for her in advance.

What was that supposed to mean?

Was she tacitly approving of them sleeping together?

Or was she worried they might not be able to control themselves one day, so she wanted to make sure they at least had protection?

’This is ridiculous. What kind of mother is so eager to ship her own daughter off?’

She pinched Jiang Xia’s arm hard, silently fuming. ’Now that this guy has seen it, who knows what kind of outrageous things he’s thinking.’

She would absolutely not allow that to happen!

Wang Ming watched from the side, completely baffled. Why were these two suddenly speaking in riddles? All this "this" and "that," being all mysterious and getting red-faced.

He didn’t even understand the PDA he was being forced to watch.

"Babe, since your mom’s already on board, do you think maybe we could..." Jiang Xia blinked suggestively and mumbled, a strange sense of anticipation budding in his heart.

’The plane will probably land around eight or nine. It’ll be too late to go to the university then. We’ll have to find a hotel near the airport and get a room or something.’

’Yeah, and to save some money, we can just get one room. A king-sized bed would be just right for both of us.’

’Besides, even if we don’t do anything... embarrassing, we can at least cuddle to sleep after showering, right?’

’Nice.’

"Impossible! Don’t even think about it!"

Lin Yanwan shot him down, annoyed and embarrassed. Was she that kind of casual person?!

’It’s just a young, strong body. It’s not like I haven’t seen it before.’ GULP. ’I... I don’t want to think about it!’

Besides, they had just left their parents. If they started a shameless life of cohabitation this early, she couldn’t imagine what the next four years would become.

’What if one day he doesn’t use protection and I get pregnant? How would I go to school then? I’d be laughed to death showing up with a big belly.’

’No, no, absolutely not.’

’At least, not yet.’

Lin Yanwan took a deep breath, trying to calm herself down, but her ever-warming cheeks betrayed her inner turmoil.

It was as if she had already made up her mind that Jiang Xia could only have her completely on their wedding night. But now, her own mother had surrendered prematurely, acting like she was in a hurry for grandchildren.

Her whole family was on Jiang Xia’s side now. What could she do?

"Babe, your face is so red. Something’s on your mind. Are you secretly thinking about..." Jiang Xia suddenly leaned in close. His wife’s shy appearance was truly captivating.

"I’m not! I didn’t! Stop talking nonsense!"

Lin Yanwan shoved him away, mortified. Her chest heaved in frustration.

This one box of condoms had completely messed up her resolve.

"Technically, we’re adults, and we’re husband and wife..." Jiang Xia muttered under his breath.

"Only after we’re legally married," she huffed softly. ’If he wants me, he’ll have to marry me. Otherwise, it’s off the table.’

Jiang Xia couldn’t help but feel a headache coming on. A proper marriage was still several years away, but watching his increasingly ripe wife without being able to "eat" her was causing him to have more... self-gratifying fantasies.

’She’s my wife, for crying out loud!’

’*Sob sob*, is there any reincarnator out there more miserable than me?’

Frustrated, he pulled a bottle of mineral water from his backpack and started chugging it. GLUG GLUG GLUG. As he was putting it back, he suddenly felt another, equally strange box.

’No way...’

He took it out and, yup, there it was. The famous Durex, "extreme moisture" edition.

Jiang Xia’s face twitched. He really wanted to complain that Durex wasn’t as good as Okamoto, and if they spent their advertising budget on R&D instead, maybe their products wouldn’t be so terrible to use.

Lin Yanwan looked over silently, her body stiffening as well. She felt a sense of helplessness wash over her.

’Did both sets of parents think their relationship was so good that they might cross that line at any moment, so they prepared everything in advance?’

’Can’t they just let us study in peace?’

"This one has nothing to do with me, either," Jiang Xia said helplessly.

"What are you spacing out for? Put it away, quickly!" Lin Yanwan snatched the small box and stuffed it into his backpack, her face a deep shade of crimson.

Wang Ming watched in silence. Even someone as dense as him had figured it out by now. No wonder the two of them had been acting so fidgety, speaking in riddles. It was fucking condoms!

’Who brings this kind of stuff to college?’

The thought that his best buddy might very well lose his virginity tonight filled Wang Ming with grief. He didn’t even have a girlfriend yet.

’Oh, heavens! Oh, earth! Can’t a bolt of lightning just strike him dead?!’

’So what if he has a pretty girlfriend who throws herself at him? *Sob sob*, I’m really, truly not envious at all.’