Chapter 328 - 211: The Ancient Greek God in Charge of Face-Slapping

Hang City University of Finance and Economics, Dorm 4, Room 302.

Lying on her bed, Li Yueting watched the preening Xu Yingjun and said,

"I feel like you’re heading to a beauty pageant."

"Well, we’re going to Zhonghai, aren’t we? I have to dress up a little."

"I guess so, but... huh?"

Halfway through her sentence, Li Yueting shot upright and stared at Xu Yingjun.

"Something’s off about you."

"Hmm?"

Xu Yingjun looked at Li Yueting from her spot in front of the mirror.

"What’s off about me?"

"Why do I feel like you’ve gotten bigger? You’re not wearing a padded bra, are you?"

"Of course not. I’ve always been this big."

"As if I don’t know your size."

With that, Li Yueting walked right up to Xu Yingjun and pulled open the collar of her shirt.

"No wonder you looked bigger. You’re actually wearing a push-up bra. I remember you never used to wear this kind, saying they were uncomfortable."

Xu Yingjun sounded a little flustered. "We’re about to graduate and leave campus. I just wanted to try a new style."

Li Yueting narrowed her eyes, giving Xu Yingjun a teasing look. "Is that really all it is?"

"What else would it be?"

"Alright, alright, whatever you say. Looks like it won’t be long before I have to start calling you sister-in-law."

"Hey! Why do you keep bringing that up?" Xu Yingjun stomped her foot in embarrassment as a blush crept up her cheeks again.

"When my brother isn’t coming, you don’t wear makeup or get dressed up. But the moment he’s on his way, you get all dolled up. We’ve lived together for over three years. I know what’s on your mind."

"You’re still talking! I’m going to pinch you."

As she spoke, Xu Yingjun’s hands were already reaching for Li Yueting’s waist.

"Alright, alright, I’ll stop talking," Li Yueting said.

BZZZT BZZZT BZZZT—

Just then, Li Yueting’s phone buzzed.

"I got a text from my brother. He’s at the south gate."

"Let’s hurry, then. We shouldn’t keep Brother Jiang waiting."

The two of them grabbed their bags and suitcases and left the dorm together.

"It’s lunchtime. Brother Jiang probably hasn’t eaten yet. We should take him to get some food first," Xu Yingjun said.

"My treat today. How about we go to Cafeteria Four for some grilled fish?"

The "Cafeteria Four" Xu Yingjun mentioned was actually the food street behind the university.

It was lined with many tasty little restaurants, and most students from the University of Finance and Economics chose to eat there when they went out.

"With my brother around, there’s no way we’re letting you pay."

"I can just go pay a deposit in advance. We can’t have Brother Jiang driving us all the way back on an empty stomach."

"It’s just one meal, don’t worry about it. He’s loaded now, so you don’t need to be frugal on his behalf," Li Yueting said.

"However, once we get to Zhonghai, you’ll need to be on alert."

"What? On alert for what?"

"My brother is divorced, right? Well, his ex-wife has an older sister who’s always been really good to him. The last time we went home, she even bought clothes for my aunt. You should feel the pressure."

"Uh..."

Instead of denying what Li Yueting said, Xu Yingjun started thinking of a solution.

It was as if she had already put herself in the role of sister-in-law.

"Are Brother Jiang and her close?"

"They’re on pretty good terms. She works at my brother’s company now. But my brother’s a bit of a rover and isn’t at the office much, so it’s not like she has home-field advantage or anything."

Li Yueting really liked Chen Jingxian, but it was obvious her best friend was interested in her brother.

Still, she wanted to back her best friend, Xu Yingjun.

’After all, everyone’s a little selfish. I’m closer to Yingjun, and more importantly, she’s young. My brother’s rich now; they could have a bunch of kids while they’re still young. The very thought makes me happy.’

"So..." Xu Yingjun paused. "What does she look like?"

Xu Yingjun had thought this through. ’In a situation like this, I have to play to my strengths.’

’If I’m a little prettier than her, or if my figure is a little better, my chances will be huge.’

"I have a photo right here, let me find it for you."

Li Yueting pulled out her phone and found a photo of Chen Jingxian.

"Here, this is her."

"They’re so big!"

Xu Yingjun was startled when she saw Chen Jingxian’s photo. Even she, as a woman, was envious.

"Sister Xian is definitely well-endowed," Li Yueting said. "Though you’re not small yourself, just a little smaller than her."

"Once we get to Zhonghai, you’ll have to come up with a plan. And let me tell you something else..."

"What is it?"

"My brother is basically a diamond bachelor now—rich and handsome. There will definitely be plenty of shameless vixens swarming around him. It’ll be up to you to figure out how to deal with them."

Xu Yingjun didn’t say a word, but her eyes flashed with a competitive spirit, refusing to admit defeat.

’I won’t lose to any of you!’

Soon, the two of them reached the south gate of the university, spotting Lin Jiang’s car as soon as they walked out.

"Brother, we’re over here!"

Li Yueting waved, and when Lin Jiang saw her, he pulled the car forward a bit.

He got out of the car and helped them put their luggage inside.

"Don’t sit in the back with me. Take the front passenger seat," Li Yueting said with a mischievous grin.

"Stop messing around. I’ll sit in the back with you," Xu Yingjun whispered.

"No way. Your butt’s too big, you’ll crowd me. I’m not sitting with you."

[She’s so annoying!!! Brother Jiang likes daughters, but big hips are for bearing sons!]

Lin Jiang: ???

’It’s been so long since the hot spring incident, and she’s still hung up on that?’

Grinning, Li Yueting plopped down in the back seat and pulled the door shut, not letting Xu Yingjun get in.

"You should just take the front seat, then."

Since Lin Jiang himself had said so, Xu Yingjun cautiously sat down in the passenger seat.

"Brother Jiang, turn left at the intersection up ahead. Let’s go eat first."

Lin Jiang glanced at his watch. "Alright."

Following Xu Yingjun’s directions, Lin Jiang pulled up in front of a restaurant called Wanjia Grilled Fish.

"Brother Jiang, you have to try the grilled fish near our school. This place is super popular—it’s not just students, a lot of the professors come here to eat, too."