Novel Full Chapter 174: Please savor them properly, alright~
Chapter 174: Please savor them properly, alright~
“Good day to you, sir. Is there anything I can help you with?” Her vibrant smile, akin to that of the warm winter sun, had seemingly afflicted the obese otaku teenager with a petrification debuff. Wearing a pair of tortoise glasses and a T-shirt emblazoned with the large print ‘Loli is the best!’, his body had frozen, with his facial expression revealing that he had fallen into a daze.
‘Aaaaah…!! Silver hair, twintails, loli, maid outfit, flat-chest… Oh my god, all the deadly attributes have coalesced into one body!’
“Sir?” The silver-haired figure tilted her head and waved her slim and tender fingers in front of his eyes.
“…Ah, ah! Yes, I’m here!”
“Oh dear~ What an interesting reaction.” The silver-haired loli covered her mouth and let out a series of laughs. It was as pleasant-sounding as the chimes of a small bell, causing the otaku teenager’s heart to skip a beat.
“Y-You, you…” Lowering his blushing-red face, the chubby teenager mumbled for some time but failed to complete his sentence.
“I’m here, do you need something?”
The unperturbed aura of the silver-haired girl made the fat teenager regain his composure. He took in a deep breath and could seemingly perceive a faint body fragrance belonging to the fairer sex.
When he thought about how he was sharing the same air as such a beautiful girl —possibly even inhaling what she had just exhaled, the fat teenager’s head incessantly emitted smoke like an overburdened steam engine.
“Y-Yes… W-What is your name, little sister? Are you a new maid? I don’t think I’ve seen you before, have I?” The fat teenager had seemingly gathered all his courage to ask this question.
“Oh. In response to Sire’s queries, my name is White. Today is my first shift as a waitress of this store~” Ever since he entered, Bai Ji had worn an innocent smile which was extremely deadly against otakus. Flawless without a tinge of stiffness, it gave one the impression that she was an innocent and pure little loli with an unblemished heart.
But in reality—
‘Just a typical smile is all that it takes to send him to high heavens and simp for me? Hmph, a brain is certainly unnecessary for single-celled Amoebas that rely on their lower body to solve a problem… Using a name suited for cats and dogs is just perfect against such inferior creatures. I certainly wouldn’t want some otaku to pleasure himself while reciting my name.’
Humans had two faces, one they wore in public and the other inside them.
Even though her heart was filled with emotions such as disgust and disdain, Bai Ji let nothing show but the utmost passion for this job, rendering it impossible for someone to guess what was exactly on her mind — Just like the public image Lilias had in the hearts of vampire nobility.
“Ohhh, White!! What a pleasant namee! It’s s-super cute!”
“Really? Thank you Big Brother~ White is flattered by your compliments!” Like a little girl receiving a present on her birthday, Bai Ji seemed to be in high spirits.
“Uhm…” The fat otaku teenager stroked the back of his head in embarrassment, seemingly hesitating with his words.
“Hehe, if Big Brother has anything on his mind, just say it. White is listening to him with all her attention.”
“Oh, is that so… White, this is a maid cafe, right?” Asked the fat teenager cautiously.
“Yes, it is.”
“T-Then, can you address big brother as Master? I-I’d love to hear it.”
“…”
‘…You actually want a princess to address someone like you as [Master]? Aren’t you getting too overboard? Who do you think you are, you gross-assed otaku!’
“Uhm, White? Are you alright?” Upon seeing how Bai Ji’s smile was gradually stiffening, the fat teenager weakly asked.
“…White is here. Please continue.” Bai Ji smiled slightly to dispel the atmosphere that was gradually taking a turn for the awkward.
“Oh… Uhm… It’s just… Can you please address Big Brother as Master? Hahaha…” Reluctant to move on from this topic, the obese otaku laughed several times.
‘Well… As long as it doesn’t go beyond this~’
“Of course I can. My noble master~ Will that do?”
“Ugh…” The fat teenager held his chest, with an expression that suggested that his life had not been in vain.
“White is the best! Silver-hair twintails flat-chest lolis are the best!” Saying which, the fats on the teenager otaku body seemingly jellified as he laid sprawled on the table, completely oblivious to the gradually darkening smile on the silver-haired girl’s face.
‘So Mr. Amoeba actually wants me to trample him to death, doesn’t he? ’
“So are you ready to order now, my noble master?”
“Ooh! Alright, alright. My stomach is empty too.” The fat teenager took the menu and began giving his order.
“One coffee, one special rice omelet and a beef steak set. Uhm, thank you, White-chan.”
“Alright, please wait just a moment, noble master~” Bai Ji received the menu from him with a smile and trotted into the kitchen. The sight of her twintails cheerfully swaying about like dragonflies caused the fat teenager behind her to fall into a daze.
…………
“This is the order for the master in Table 3. Thank you~” Bai Ji was filled with smiles and energy as she passed the order slip to Green in the kitchen.
“Good job, White. It’s only your first day on the job, but you’ve been performing really well. I have a feeling that you’re even going to overtake Blue who has been here for a long time.”
“I am flattered by your praises, senior. White is merely putting what you seniors have taught me into practice. There’s nothing worthy of your praise.”
Green passed the order slip to the maid currently working the kitchen and smiled in silence.
After some time, she passed a tray full of dishes onto Bai Ji.
“Can you carry this? Make sure not to spill anything, alright?”
“Relax Senior, I can—, still—, carry this much~”
“Not only does this child has a terrifying talent for learning, she’s also super competitive~”
………
The fat teenager’s eyes lit up as the adorable figure who was struggling to keep the dishes on her head entered his vision that had been constantly focused at the kitchen entrance.
‘So cute…’
“Sorry for the long wait, Master~”
“O-Oooh! T-Thank you, White-chan!” The fat teenager was extremely moved as he received the dish tray from her.
“Can you write the words ‘Love you~” on top of the omelet rice?”
“Of course I can~”
‘While I haven’t learned this, there’s nothing stopping me from improvising on the spot, right? Just that alone is more than enough to spare when it comes to those fat detestable otakus that haven’t seen a woman in centuries.’
“Yosho~ Magic Activate! With the power of love, be delicious~”
“Please try it, master~”
“A-Alright!” The fat otaku began to feast on the food, while Bai Ji stood on the side with a face full of smiles.
His throat perched, the fat teenager cast his gaze on the coffee placed on the side. Grabbing it, he poured it into his mouth all in one go and swallowed!
“…” The instant it entered his mouth, the fat otaku went into a daze.
“Eeeh~? What’s the matter, my noble master?” Bai Ji tilted her head to the side in puzzlement.
“Pffft… S-So salty!! How much salt did you put in there exactly!”
“Eeeh? No way, don’t tell me I have..”
‘It can’t be that salty, right? I’ve only tossed in a small bottle of salt, nothing more~’
Bai Ji thought cheerfully.
“Pfft… Cough, cough, cough…” The fat otaku’s face was flushed red, as if someone was strangling his neck.
“Master! Are you alright? Uuuu~… I am so sorry, it’s all White’s fault…”
“Cough, cough, cough… I-It’s fine, I don’t blame you…” Seeing the pitiful and delicate Bai Ji with self-blame written all over her face, the fat otaku felt his heart skip a beat and found himself incapable of blaming her.
“T-Thank you Master! Master is the best…”
‘Hmph, it’s just working as a maid, how hard could it be! A trick here and there, a casual display of cuteness and all is clear~’
At this moment, outside the entrance of the maid cafe.
“Welcome back, beloved Master. What can I help you with this time~?”
“Can you help Anna find a seat near the window? Thank you, Miss~”