A Necromancer Who Just Wants to Plant Trees

Chapter 1534: The Magical Use of the Guild Badge

Lorraine smiled.

Then, he reached out his palm to Matthew.

“Where’s your exclusive badge? Lend it to me.

“I want to send them a message… ”

Matthew handed the badge over and asked curiously,

“Is it necessary?

“Didn’t you just split up from them? ”

Lorraine smiled mysteriously.

“We just found out that when you send me messages, the spell badge will burn and vibrate.

“So we decided to play a little trick… Guess where I put my guild badge? ”

Matthew was shocked.

He wanted to stop him.

The sharp-eyed and quick-witted Lorraine had already sent a message using Matthew’s badge.

[I miss you. I’m in Jade Court]

“Fuck!

“Stop! ”

Matthew suddenly began to wonder if calling Lorraine was a mistake!

He bared his teeth and said,

“You are blaspheming our Guild of Spells! ”

Lorraine could not help but shrug.

“Hey, don’t be so old-fashioned!

“And I just let my little girlfriend put it under her tongue and feel the greetings from afar. What were you thinking? Huh? ”

He eyed Matthew maliciously.

Matthew rolled his eyes.

“If you ask me, necromancers become extremely boring after abstaining for a long time. ”

Lorraine teased,

“I think you should explore… Wait a minute! ”

His eyes suddenly sharpened.

“Are you not a virgin anymore? ”

Matthew rubbed his temples.

“Is this important? ”

Lorraine jumped and screamed,

“Of course it’s important!

“Tell me, who did it?

“No, who did you do?

“Peggy or Rheagar?

“Fuck, it can’t be Rheagar’s daughter, right? ”

He seemed to have the ability to discern the correct answer from Matthew’s eyes.

A few seconds later.

Lorraine slapped his thigh hard.

“You, you, you… Are you actually straight?!

“Unbelievable!

“I always thought that you liked either men or dead people…”

Matthew felt that Lorraine was overreacting.

He quickly figured out something.

“What did you do? ”

Lorraine said with a sad face,

” I just wrote an article about you being a necrophile or homosexual two days ago… If Rosie knew, she would definitely return the report!

“I have to write a new manuscript again! ”

Matthew instinctively wanted to ask, “Isn’t making things up the speciality of you bards? Why would the news be rejected?”

But it was related to him.

He immediately said righteously,

“Ban that kind of article!

“Also, even if you want to write news, can’t you not write about sex?”

Lorraine replied helplessly,

“After you’ve been a poet for a long time, you’ll find that sex sells.

“In short, there’s nothing we can do. ”

Suddenly, he regained some energy.

“Why don’t we do an interview about you losing your virginity? ”

Matthew stretched out his hands and forcefully pressed him against the chair.

He stared sharply into Lorraine’s eyes.

“Let’s talk business first.

“Can I trust you completely, Losolon? ”

Matthew called out his real name, which was rare.

Lorraine’s expression was no longer cynical.

He moved Matthew’s hands away and said seriously,

“I don’t like people calling me by that name. It makes me feel uneasy. It also reminds me of the embarrassing incident when my mother caught me stealing the neighbour’s aunt’s underwear when I was young…

“But I swear on my honesty, no, as a fraud demigod, Matthew, if you only have one friend left in this world, that person can only be me. ”

Matthew looked into Lorraine’s eyes silently.

Two minutes later.

He quickly recounted the sequence of events.

“I didn’t even know that such a big thing had happened! ”

Lorraine stared at him after hearing that.

“It seems that they have sealed the information very tightly. They even used the power of a semi-divine artefact or divine artefact to lock the flow of information…”

Matthew pursed his lips.

“Is there a possibility that it’s because the Kingdom of Thousands of Lakes is really too good that your little girlfriends grind down your sensitivity to big news? ”

Lorraine smiled awkwardly.

“If that’s the case, it’s a mistake all men will make…

“I have no problem pretending to be Jasliven.

“I know the secrets of the Heavenly Palace like the back of my hand. Perhaps those gods themselves don’t know as much as I do! ”

Matthew nodded lightly.

He believed in Loraine’s professionalism as a deceiving demigod and a gossipmonger.

“But you have to understand that this trip can even be described as dangerous. I just joined, and there are two people who want me to plot against others. God knows how many small gangs there are in this New Heavenly Palace. ”

Lorraine replied,

“Don’t worry, I have a natural sense of danger and the ability to avoid dangers. As a bard, I can’t miss this opportunity to get close to the big news.

“Thank you, Matthew. To be honest, as a demigod, I once thought that my path to ascension had been blocked. I didn’t expect them to come up with such a method to become a god…

“However, I must also remind you that the road to becoming a Law God is not as easy as you think. Not only will you lose your humanity, but you will also face many risks. ”

Matthew confessed,

“I’m not aiming to become a god.

“As long as we can retreat safely, we’ll try our best to get a certain amount of benefits.

“This kind of thing is about to happen under our noses. We can’t not fight for it at all, right? ”

Lorraine nodded in agreement.

Then, he muttered,

“Since you’ve revealed such a good thing to me, I’ll respond in kind. If the time is right, I might fight for the two priesthoods of Deception and Dusk. I might not completely become a Law God. I’m more inclined to obtain more Law Specialization and Authority rewards on the path of becoming a demigod…

“Oh, right, I have to remind you that although I’m good at predicting and avoiding danger, I’m really not very good at fighting. If our enemies are legends, I might drag you down… ”

Matthew shook his head to show that he didn’t care.

Lorraine was already very loyal to help.

Moreover, he believed that the strength of the Dusk Chanter was not as simple as he showed himself to be.

The two of them then exchanged a round of opinions.

Not long after.

Lorraine said in high spirits,

“Come, God of Bones and Zombies!

“Let’s go and meet those outlaws!

“I’ll show them the courage and hymn of a bard! ”

However, Matthew pulled him back.

“Go take a shower first.

“Then change your clothes and wait for me here.

“You’re too pretentious. They’ll see through you. ”

Then, Matthew once again arrived at Jade Court through the teleportation array in the cemetery.

He didn’t go straight to the Valley of Divine Trees.

Instead, he quietly came to the Gray Lake.

Matthew once again activated the Ash Funnel, using this ability to decompose the ash elements.

He arrived at the centre of Grey Lake without any obstructions.

Today was not the boiling day.

The viscous substance in the grey lake churned much less intensely.

Matthew was able to enter the depths with ease.

After checking the progress of the parasitism of the Divine Phoenix egg, Matthew consolidated the spiritual imprint inside.

After that.

He lowered his body and came to the underground stone basin.

The Heavenly Dragon’s soul inside seemed to have temporarily fallen asleep.

Matthew mustered up his courage and used the Wall Phasing Spell.

He directly drilled down from the ceiling of the stone basin!

However, in the next second.

He saw a huge dragon eye staring at him coldly!

“Human!

“You lied to me! ”

The loud roar seemed to pierce Matthew’s eardrums.

He felt his nostrils heat up.

Two streams of blood dripped down.

It dripped onto the stone pillar supporting the ceiling.

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