Novel Full Chapter 365 : Chapter 365
Chapter 365
“Hello, we’re from 《Can We Go to Your House?》. May I ask if you know this program?” On the street of a commercial district, a delicately dressed host held a microphone up to a passing couple. Behind her were several cameramen carrying cameras.
The girl in the couple nodded in surprise. “I know it, I know it! I really love watching your program!”
《Can We Go to Your House?》 was an extremely popular variety show at the moment. The production team randomly selected passersby, and after obtaining their consent and paying for their transportation or other necessary expenses, they would visit their homes for a tour and interview, broadcasting the real and interesting daily lives of ordinary people to everyone.
Looks like we ran into a fan, the host thought, relaxing inwardly. Since the other party was a fan, she subconsciously felt that there was hope of completing today’s task. There was no need for small talk, so she smiled and directly asked that classic line. “May we go to your house?”
“Sorry, no.” Before the fan could answer, her boyfriend rejected the host’s request first, then nudged the girl’s arm as a reminder.
Only then did the girl recover from her excitement. She also shook her head apologetically and regretfully, then sweetly hugged the boy’s arm. “Sorry. Today, both of our parents are coming over to discuss our marriage, so it really isn’t convenient for us to invite you.”
“That’s perfectly fine.” The host shook her head very considerately, then sincerely offered her blessing. “I wish you both a long and happy marriage.”
After saying goodbye to the young couple, the host gave a somewhat dejected wry smile. “It looks like our luck today isn’t very good. We’ve already been rejected by four people in a row.”
As a host, she had excellent control over her emotions. She only briefly used her disappointment to create a bit of program effect, then quickly adjusted herself and said optimistically, “But perhaps this is a test from the god of fate. The next blind box will definitely be very interesting!”
The moment she finished speaking, her eyes suddenly lit up. Wearing high heels, she hurried in one direction. The camera followed the direction she was heading and faithfully recorded the blond young man in the distance.
In the live studio linked to the program, the celebrity guests also saw this scene through the camera. Guest A said in pleasant surprise, “Did they really open a hidden variant? Just from that side profile, I can tell he’s someone with a story.”
What he actually wanted to say was that, just from that side profile, he could tell this was a very handsome man. If a passerby could have this level of looks, then the viewership for this episode was already guaranteed.
The host was clearly thinking the same thing. She quickly walked up to the blond young man, looked up at him, and raised a proper smile. “Hello. We’re from the 《Can We Go to Your House?》 production team. May we interview you?”
After getting a closer look, the smile on her face grew even brighter. That fleeting glance from earlier really had not been wrong. This man was so handsome he could try his luck in the entertainment industry.
And it was not just his face. His figure was also outstanding. He looked to be nearly 1.9 meters tall. Even though she was 1.7 meters herself, she still had to raise her head to look up at him.
“Sure.” The blond young man nodded readily. “My name is Su Bei. What do you want to interview me about?”
The host swept her gaze around and quickly found a topic. “Mr. Su Bei, judging by all the toiletries and food you bought, did you just move into a new home?”
“No. I just came back from traveling and needed to restock.” Su Bei shrugged. “I’m also having a meal with some friends while I’m at it.”
As everyone knew, birds of a feather flocked together. There was a high chance that good-looking people also had good-looking friends. The host’s eyes lit up, and she finally moved on to the main topic. “May we go to your house and have a look? Our production team can reimburse you for these items and today’s transportation expenses. We only hope you can take us to your home for a tour.”
Su Bei clearly had not watched this show before. He was stunned for a moment before answering, “Please wait a moment.”
After saying that, he took out his phone and searched for 《Can We Go to Your House?》. After quickly browsing through the program’s general theme, he sent the program introduction to the class group chat.
【EastSouthWest: Shared 《Can We Go to Your House?》】
【EastSouthWest: I ran into people from this production team on the road and received an invitation. I think it’s kind of interesting. Would you all mind?】
Everyone was fairly free on their day off, so someone soon replied.
【ThisPrincess: I don’t mind, but they have to edit my face.】
【SocialAnxietyOverload: They absolutely have to edit it!】
Seeing that everyone had no objections, Su Bei raised his head. “Sure. But some of my friends need their faces edited. The first edited version has to be reviewed by us before it can be released.”
“No problem.” These were all common requests, so the host agreed without hesitation.
But she soon realized something and asked a little hesitantly, “Does editing mean beauty filters or mosaics?”
Thinking of those two people’s traits, a faint smile appeared in Su Bei’s eyes, and he answered without hesitation, “Both.”
After they got into the car, the host and one cameraman sat in the back seat while Su Bei drove in front. He drove very steadily, and the worries the two people in the back originally had eased.
Suddenly remembering something, Su Bei turned the steering wheel and reminded them, “Right. Although I live alone, some friends should already be at my house right now.”
“Are they the kind of friends who each have keys to one another’s houses?” the host asked with an envious expression. She sighed emotionally. “It must be wonderful to have several friends like that.”
Actually, his house used a password lock. Every time he left, he changed the password. Only when he needed Jiang Tianming and the others to help clean up the house would he tell them the new password. Looking at her yearning expression, Su Bei revealed an awkward rather than polite smile and kindly concealed the truth.
The host did not ask many more questions on the road. It was not because she had run out of topics, but because she soon discovered that while Su Bei’s driving was indeed steady, his speed was not slow at all. From the scenery flying backward outside the window, she could tell that they were going more than just a little fast.
Driving fast while remaining steady, producing the effect of a Mercedes G-Class with a tricycle, sounded like an advantage. But as the saying went, the ones who drowned were usually the ones who knew how to swim. They were strangers who had only met by chance, so it was truly difficult for the host to wholeheartedly trust Su Bei’s driving skills.
“Um… this car of ours… is going pretty fast, isn’t it?” she asked with a dry laugh, trying to remind Su Bei in an indirect way that he was driving too quickly.
Unfortunately, Su Bei misunderstood what she meant and laughed heartily. “Don’t worry. This vehicle has been modified, so there’s no problem with the speed.”
Doesn’t that make it even more worrying?!
They spent the entire trip on edge. Fortunately, Su Bei did not overturn the vehicle. He really did bring them safely and steadily to their destination.
After they stopped the car and arrived at the entrance of his house, the reporter revealed a somewhat surprised expression. Because the vehicle Su Bei drove was rather ordinary, she had assumed he was just a normal salaried worker. But looking at this three-story Western-style house in the city, that clearly was not the case.
Whether Mr. Su Bei’s family was rich or he himself was rich, it was enough to prove one fact—they had really opened an SSR this time!
Where else could one find a boy who was handsome, rich, and passionate about life? Once this episode aired, the popularity would absolutely explode!
Behind the scenes, the director watching this scene had already begun thinking about how they should clarify things if any viewers questioned whether accidentally running into Su Bei and inviting him onto the program was manufactured for program effect.
When they reached the door, the host, who had hesitated for a long time, finally gritted her teeth and asked directly under the director’s urging through the earpiece, “May I ask what your profession is?”
Actually, this question should have been asked either at the very beginning or later during the meal. But at the start, they had focused on Su Bei’s appearance and had not paid attention to anything else. After getting into the car, they had been too worried about his driving skills to ask questions. Only now, after realizing there was material to dig into, did they pay attention to this issue.
“My profession…” Su Bei thought for a moment. Although Ability users were no longer under as strict an information blockade as they had been when he was in school, it was still not an identity that could be casually exposed on television.
So he paused slightly and changed his wording. “You may not believe this, but I actually tell fortunes under an overpass.” After hearing the question, Su Bei answered solemnly without thinking.
The host’s mouth twitched. She suspected that he was insulting her intelligence. “I really don’t believe that.”
How much money could fortune-telling under an overpass make? If he could really rely on that profession to buy such a large three-bedroom, two-living-room home in such a bustling area, then the space under every overpass would probably be packed with people by now!
“How about this, then?” Su Bei took a pair of black round-framed sunglasses from his pocket and put them on his face. “Doesn’t this make me look much more like one?”
“No. Even if you put on sunglasses, I still can’t possibly believe you.” Although he did look somewhat mysterious like this, he looked more like an agent or some important figure than a fortune-teller.
In the live broadcast room, Guest A told the truth. “With his figure, temperament, and looks, even if he pulled out an erhu, it still wouldn’t prove anything!”
It was like Donald Duck saying he was actually the protagonist of a tragedy. The style simply did not match at all!
“Actually, if he pulled out an erhu, it would be a little more believable…” Guest C muttered softly.
Guest D looked at him lovingly. “When you get old, I’ll go sell you health supplements.”
Guest C: “…”
Inside the camera frame, the conversation was still continuing. At some unknown point, a white-haired young man had come out from behind the door. After listening to Su Bei’s nonsense, his expression shifted in a complicated way.
Sure enough, handsome people’s friends were handsome too. When the host saw him, her eyes lit up. Noticing his strange expression, she immediately asked, “You must be Mr. Su Bei’s friend, right? May I ask if what he said is true?”
The white-haired handsome man hesitated, stopped, hesitated again, and finally nodded as if compromising. “He wasn’t lying.”
Several more people were attracted out by the noise outside the door. A refined and elegant pink-haired handsome man could not help laughing with a “pfft,” then nodded solemnly. “I can testify for him. I’m an urban management officer.”
This time, the host completely failed to hold herself together. Following along with what he said, she asked, “Is it appropriate for an urban management officer and a street fortune-teller to be this close?”
“This is the legendary collusion between officials and businessmen, isn’t it?” A very quiet female voice accurately spat out the complaint the host wanted to say but did not dare to.
What a perfect roast! The host turned her head appreciatively and saw a very quiet-looking blue-haired beautiful girl smile at her shyly before quickly hiding behind Su Bei.
Su Bei skillfully separated her from the camera, opened the front door, turned back, and smiled. “Welcome to my home.”
As soon as they walked in, a red-haired boy full of youthful energy pounced over like a puppy. “Brother Bei, why did you only come back now—ah!”
Su Bei nimbly dodged to the side, then calmly turned his head to look at Mo Xiaotian, who had pounced onto the ground. “Didn’t I tell you not to pounce on people? You only lost your memory. You did not change species.”
That was right. Mo Xiaotian was still alive, and he had lost his memories.
They discovered him again at the place where he had disappeared back then. The spatial rift was very miraculous. It spat Mo Xiaotian out completely intact, but took away his memories and his grandfather.
That location had Ability users guarding it for a long time. The moment Mo Xiaotian appeared, he was immediately discovered, and they, the insiders, were notified.
Mo Xiaotian had definitely been at fault for what happened back then, but if one listed everything out one by one, he really had not committed any unforgivable major mistake. He had not even killed anyone, let alone performed any experiments.
Therefore, after he returned this time and they confirmed that he had truly lost his memories, the Ability Government did not entangle itself too much with him. It simply sentenced him to serve his sentence outside prison under supervision. In other words, Su Bei and the others had to watch Mo Xiaotian and ensure that he remained by their side at all times and would not suddenly cause any problems.
Of course, part of the reason they could make such a judgment was because Su Bei and the others now had quite a bit of fame in the Ability world, so the Ability Government was very willing to do them a favor. But since the ending was satisfactory for everyone anyway, they accepted this favor.
As for watching over Mo Xiaotian, everyone in Class S unanimously decided to take turns. It happened to be Su Bei’s turn recently, and this was also one of the reasons he had returned to the country.
Mo Xiaotian missed his target, but he was not angry at all. He caught himself with an extremely agile last-second stop and did not let himself fall, then happily turned around. “Where are we going to play next?”
When he was with other people, he usually followed them to their workplaces to learn common sense. But when he was with the unemployed Su Bei, he could usually go traveling. So Mo Xiaotian naturally preferred being watched over by Su Bei.
“Don’t even think about it. I came back this time to work.” Su Bei put on a fake smile and spoke mercilessly.
He was the type who could go three years without opening shop, then live off one job for three years. In any case, with his Ability as a guarantee, he did not need to save much money. Once he earned enough for his next trip, he would stop taking orders and continue traveling.
Mo Xiaotian definitely could not make it this time. He could only accompany Su Bei into the rifts.
However, Mo Xiaotian clearly did not think this was anything tragic. He jumped up excitedly. “Great! Then which… which place are we going to?”
Hearing him say that, Su Bei actually felt a strange sense of emotion rise in his heart. A small part of it was because Mo Xiaotian unexpectedly had not forgotten his original intention and was wholeheartedly thinking about causing trouble. But most of it was because this guy had finally learned his lesson!
After they had repeatedly emphasized again and again that even though information about Ability users was relatively widespread now, they should still not casually expose their identity as Ability users in front of ordinary people, Mo Xiaotian had finally stopped blurting out relevant terms and changed his wording in time.
Before Su Bei could answer, the others also came over.
Qi Huang crossed her arms and looked extremely displeased. “Tell us which one you’re going to. I remember you rejected my invitation last time, didn’t you?”
“Speaking of which, I was rejected too.” Li Shu was the same as when he was a student. Just standing there, he had the air of a good student. It was just that the words coming out of his mouth did not resemble those of a good student at all. Instead, they were practically dripping with sly provocation. “I wonder who is so lucky as to be able to go with Su Bei.”
That was extremely divisive.
Since everyone could become friends, naturally none of them were pushovers. They all began chiming in. Ai Baozhu raised her voice and said sarcastically, “That’s right. Who could it be?”
Si Zhaohua’s movement was identical to Qi Huang’s. He crossed his arms. “In any case, it wasn’t me.”
“It wasn’t me either.” Zhou Renjie naturally would not let go of this chance to kick him while he was down.
The current him no longer felt that he was Si Zhaohua’s subordinate. After he consciously felt that he and the other party had become equals, their relationship instead became one step closer.
Zhao Xiaoyu exchanged glances with Ling You and Wu Jin. The three of them communicated briefly with their eyes, then Zhao Xiaoyu spoke on behalf of all three of them. Her eyes held a smile. “I think I know who it was. Su Bei, confession brings leniency, resistance brings severity!”
Even the most honest Mu Tieren came out from the kitchen to join in the excitement, nodding solemnly. “My invitation was also rejected.”
“You invited me to become a teacher. How could I agree to that?” Looking at their shared indignation, Su Bei was so angry he laughed. He did not give Feng Lan a chance to speak, or the answer would have become too obvious.
Without leaving a trace, he glanced at Jiang Tianming and the other two. The threat in his eyes was very strong, as if he was saying, “If you don’t hurry up and help me out of this, don’t blame me for selling you all out.”
That was right. The invitation he had accepted the last time he came back was precisely theirs.
Although 《King of Abilities》 had now completely ended, Jiang Tianming and the other two’s troublemaking constitution had not vanished. Every time they went out, something entertaining was bound to happen.
Unlike when he was a student, Su Bei had not wanted to cause trouble back then. After all, first, he had no strength, and second, he had a debuff. But things were different now. The current Su Bei was an undisputed powerhouse in the Ability world and could go wherever he wanted to have fun. Compared to proper exploration, of course he preferred looking for entertainment.
Receiving his eye signal, Wu Mingbai was the first to cough. “Why do I smell something burning? Did something in the kitchen burn?”
As soon as he said that, Mu Tieren, Mo Xiaotian, and Zhao Xiaoyu immediately hurried back to the kitchen. Nothing could happen to the dinner they had worked so hard to prepare.
Immediately afterward, Lan Subing also exerted her strength. Facing classmates she had spent three years with day and night, she was quite the opposite of socially anxious. She grabbed Ling You and Ai Baozhu’s hands, then pushed Qi Huang along as well. “Sit down, sit down. Aren’t you tired from standing?”
Last was Jiang Tianming. He directly poured a cup of water for the host, who had been silently watching the show, raising her sense of presence. Then he smiled gently and politely. “Sorry. They get a little too excited when there are people around. Didn’t you want to interview us? You can start now.”
The host had been watching the show with great enthusiasm and only remembered her own duty after being reminded. She quickly gathered her spirits, raised a professional smile, and said, “It’s clear that all of you have a very good relationship. Being able to have so many good friends even after adulthood is truly enviable. Mr. Su Bei, can you tell us one thing that left the deepest impression on you about these friends?”
Actually, the more conventional process should have been to first tour Su Bei’s house. But seeing that the atmosphere was just right now, the host asked a more suitable question instead. In any case, it could be edited later, so there was no need to worry about any problems.
“The thing that left the deepest impression…” Su Bei stroked his chin and pondered.
The others also quieted down and exchanged glances. Without a doubt, they were also very curious about Su Bei’s answer to this question.
“Probably… the first time I met Jiang Tianming?” Su Bei said, not entirely certain. But he soon nodded again, affirming this answer to himself.
They had experienced many things during those three years. For a manga to become popular, ups and downs in the plot were always indispensable. Therefore, no matter which incident he said had left a deep impression, it would have been reasonable enough.
But to Su Bei, the thing that left the deepest impression was indeed his first meeting with Jiang Tianming. Jiang Tianming sitting in the classroom had turned the protagonist image he had seen in the manga into reality, and it had also finally made him truly feel that he himself was actually a manga character.
That feeling of breaking the dimensional wall remained fresh in his memory even now.
“Eh?” This answer was clearly a little beyond everyone’s expectations, and they all exclaimed at the same time.
The few people who had been in Class F at the time immediately began racking their brains. Almost in the next second, Jiang Tianming smiled in understanding and speechlessness. “Did my bad luck leave such a deep impression on you?”
“What do you think?” Su Bei gave him a cool glance.
Seeing them like this, the host consciously felt that she had dug up some key point and asked very curiously, “So what happened when you first met?”
“To put it simply, I discovered that someone very good at causing trouble had appeared in our class.” Not wanting to expose his identity as an Ability user, Su Bei answered rather vaguely.
As soon as he said that, the people who understood what he meant all laughed. Jiang Tianming was far more than merely good at causing trouble. He was practically the ancient Greek god in charge of bad luck!
Before graduation, because everyone was often unlucky together, it had not been that obvious. But after graduation, Jiang Tianming’s misfortune became unmistakable.
As long as he entered a spatial rift, accidents would happen seven times out of ten. In a certain sense, he could indeed be considered a major tool for detecting abnormalities in spatial rifts.
But the problem was that everyone always had a feeling. It was not that he happened to go to whichever spatial rift had a problem, but rather that whichever spatial rift he went to would then develop a problem.
Seeing that everyone revealed an expression of tacit understanding, the host realized that this might be a small secret among this group of friends. Therefore, she very wisely did not continue asking and instead continued cueing the process. “Then what is the one thing that left the deepest impression on all of you about Mr. Su Bei?”
After all, today’s interview subject was Su Bei, so it was better for the theme to revolve around him.
After thinking about it, perhaps feeling that this question would take too much time, the host quickly changed her wording. “Why don’t you talk about your first impressions instead? Generally, first impressions are always the deepest.”
Zhao Xiaoyu, who had come out from the kitchen, spoke first. “This guy seems like he has something up his sleeve. Mm, that was what I thought the first time I met him.”
Back then, Su Bei had immediately used his “ultimate move” on Jiang Tianming. Anyone with even a little sensitivity would not think he was just an ordinary person. But if Zhao Xiaoyu had to say it, there were really very few people in their class back then who had that sensitivity. Most people actually had no doubts about Su Bei’s actions.
“Plus one!” Lan Subing’s true nature was exposed for one second before she turned back into a quiet lady.
“He really does have something up his sleeve,” Jiang Tianming nodded in affirmation. “But a lot of the time, it isn’t exactly… well.”
Amid the burst of laughter, Su Bei crossed his hands into an X. “Personal attacks are forbidden. I am a good person, you know.”
“You really dare to say that.” Qi Huang rolled her eyes. But immediately afterward, as if remembering something, she coughed. “Ahem. Fine, he occasionally is a good person. But those two things don’t conflict.”
Wu Mingbai stroked his chin. “Mm… deliberately mystifying.”
Because he had not personally experienced the scene where Su Bei said Jiang Tianming was unlucky and had only later heard his two friends recount it, he had subconsciously felt at the time that Su Bei was deliberately mystifying things.
“A strange guy.” This was Jiang Tianming’s answer. Having inexplicably been given the title of “the unluckiest unlucky ghost,” it was really difficult for him to have any other first impression.
Mu Tieren poked his head out from the kitchen. “A very dazzling person.”
Sunlight had poured down over Su Bei’s head. His golden hair had been so dazzling that it had almost made people unable to hear what he was saying. When Mu Tieren thought back to that scene now, only that impression remained.
“Plus one,” Wu Jin copied Lan Subing’s answer. Having been used to gloominess in his first year of high school, he had also felt that Su Bei was far too dazzling.
After those people finished speaking, Su Bei’s gaze landed on Feng Lan. The other people from Class F had all spoken, so it was his turn.
Receiving his gaze, Feng Lan pondered for a moment. “Someone who could become a friend.”
Su Bei blinked and asked rather vaguely, “Because of that information of yours?”
Strictly speaking, it was because of the prophecy he had obtained before school started.
“Mm.” Feng Lan nodded. At the very beginning, it was indeed because of that prophecy that he had not rejected Su Bei’s approach. But after almost no time, perhaps because the two of them really were compatible, even though he had never found out whether the person mentioned in the prophecy was Su Bei or not, Feng Lan still became good friends with him.
Seeing that their words clearly showed signs of exposing the fact that they were Ability users, Zhou Renjie directly cut in. “A commoner who had formed a connection with Feng Lan.”
That was his first impression of Su Bei. Because he had not known the other party’s strength at the time, his slight impression of Su Bei had been entirely because of Feng Lan.
Ai Baozhu coughed and nodded along, clearly thinking the same thing. She and Zhou Renjie could become friends, especially since they had received similar education when they were young, so naturally their outlooks were very similar.
The different one among the three was Si Zhaohua. He shrugged. “Someone I might be able to interact with.”
“As expected of Young Master Si. Such a broad perspective.” Zhao Xiaoyu very cooperatively gave him a thumbs-up. But judging by the way she was smiling, that praise probably needed to be taken at a discount.
Seeing that the previous people seemed to have spoken according to the order in which they had met Su Bei, Qi Huang naturally continued, “An annoying guy. Couldn’t you just obediently let me defeat you?”
As soon as she said that, everyone immediately remembered that monthly exam and laughed in unison. They were all outstanding students in the same grade, or even in the entire academy, so the memories they had left behind from exams were basically good ones.
Ling You thought for a moment and rarely said a little more. “During the monthly exam, my impression was that he was a rather nasty person.”
The first time Su Bei met her had been during the second class division, but that was clearly not the case for Ling You. After all, Su Bei had placed third. Anyone who paid even a little attention to the monthly exam would have noticed him.
In Ling You’s eyes, every match he had fought in the arena had been extremely obnoxious. He could clearly have instantly defeated his opponents, yet he insisted on dragging things out as if he were playing around, like a cat teasing a mouse. The word “nasty” was perfectly deserved.
Hearing that, Su Bei cried injustice inwardly. How had he been nasty? He clearly had no choice but to put on an act! With the Ability he had at the time, which practically did not exist, he could not possibly have won without finding an unconventional path.
Yet if one judged according to his current Ability, what he had done back then did indeed look on the surface like he had been toying with others. So although Su Bei knew he had been wronged, he could only swallow his explanation with tears.
“I felt like we would have many common topics.” Li Shu smiled in a refined and elegant way. But considering that the first time he had seen Su Bei should also have been during the monthly exam, the “common topics” he mentioned thoroughly exposed his true nature.
The only one who had no right to speak on this question was Mo Xiaotian. He had lost all his previous memories and did not know what it had been like when they first met.
At this moment, the host’s question had stirred his curiosity, and he pestered everyone to ask when they first met him and what their impression of him had been.
Seeing that everyone else had been entangled by him, the host smiled and summarized a few words as usual before opening a new topic. “I glanced around just now. Your home should be three bedrooms and one living room, right? Can you take me to tour the rooms?”
“Of course.” Su Bei nodded casually. Although this was the house he lived in most often, Su Bei, who had wandered outside all year round, did not have much concept of “home.” To him, a house was only a short resting place, so naturally there were no secrets inside that could not be shown to others.
The host deeply experienced this during the tour. The master bedroom looked completely like a model room, with a simple black-and-white color scheme, neatly folded sheets and quilts, and not a single decoration visible in the room. Was this really a place where someone had lived for a long time?
On the contrary, the second bedroom next door was full of “human presence.” Snack bags were opened and placed on the desk, posters of the most popular anime characters recently were pasted above the head of the bed, clothes were piled in the corner, and the quilt was a complete mess…
This was what a normal boy’s room should look like. The host breathed a sigh of relief. “This is the room you live in, Mr. Su Bei, right? Then who is the master bedroom reserved for?”
“This is my room!” Mo Xiaotian raised his hand cheerfully, without the slightest shame at having others see how messy his room was.
Su Bei put both hands into his pockets and answered calmly, “The master bedroom is my room.”
On the film and variety show forum with the largest traffic online, a hot post quietly rose.
《Has anyone watched the latest episode of “Can We Go to Your House?” Are a new boy group and girl group about to debut, so they’re warming up in advance?》
【No.0: OP is a loyal fan of “Can We Go to Your House,” the kind who never misses an episode. As soon as the latest episode came out, I watched it on time, and then I was completely shocked—aren’t the guests in this episode way too good-looking?
I’m not joking. The guest and his friends really are a huge group of handsome men and beautiful women, and all of them have different styles. If they aren’t a boy group and girl group that are about to debut, then I really am going to be jealous. Nüwa, can you please stop being so biased? Why can ordinary people have such high looks?
And what especially makes me envious is the atmosphere between them. It’s the kind of atmosphere only good friends have. They were classmates with one another, can tease each other without restraint, and have memories they can look back on… Generally, having one or two such friends is already lucky enough, but they actually have fifteen!
Heavens, I’m never calling you Grandpa again. You clearly never treated me like your biological granddaughter!】
【No.1: OP, is this post of yours also part of the warm-up campaign? I have to say, you’ve successfully caught my interest. If the guest in this episode isn’t good-looking, you will face my wrath.】
【No.2: Just how good-looking is this guest? I’ll go take a look.】
【No.3: I can tell OP is very excited, but I’m skeptical of OP’s aesthetics. Don’t let every slightly handsome or slightly pretty person try to touch porcelain with boy groups and girl groups, all right?】
【No.4 (OP) replied to No.1: I’m really not a shill! If I’m a shill, then let me take advanced mathematics every day!】
【No.5 (OP) replied to No.3: If you don’t believe me, go watch it. I guarantee there’s no problem with my aesthetics.】
【No.6: Ahhhhh, I watched this episode too! Their looks are absolutely insane!!! Everyone go watch it! I refuse to believe you won’t be moved!】
【No.7: A very high-quality episode. I could watch three episodes of them just chatting!】
【…】
【No.52: I finished watching and came back. They really are good-looking. If they really are newly debuted boy and girl groups, I’ll probably follow them. Although going on a show in advance to build momentum feels a little too obviously pushed, their super-high looks make up for it.】
【No.53: Shocked. OP actually wasn’t lying.】
【No.54: If they really are ordinary people, then give me three minutes. I want their contact information.】
【No.55: One-person blood petition begging them to debut! With these faces, even if they’re just wooden beauties, I can accept it! I can no longer tolerate ugly actors in costume dramas!】
【…】
【No.139: My favorite is still that blond guest, Su Bei. He feels handsome, bad, and mysterious!】
【No.140 replied to No.139: The white-haired guy is the GOAT! That silver-haired guy is pretty good too. If they formed a group, I’d probably bias both.】
【No.141: I feel like their relationship is really good. If they really debut as a group, the fans will definitely start bloody fanwars. Wouldn’t that affect their internal relationship then?】
【No.142 replied to No.141: A relationship that can be affected that easily isn’t as good as it looks.】
【No.143: Can the person upstairs stop assuming they’re going to debut as a group in advance?】
【No.144: If those five girls debut as a group, I will become a group fan.】
【No.145: Based on this lineup, it feels more like they’re deliberately trying to stir up CPs. But I really can’t see many CP vibes.】
【No.146 replied to No.145: I feel like there are several big love triangles. Is this something I can say?】
【No.147 replied to No.145: But what if you include male-male ships? I’ve already shipped several pairs!】
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【No.201: By the way, does anyone else think the guests in this episode are really strange? They’re vague about their professions, and their past experiences also feel very different from ordinary people’s.】
【No.202 replied to No.201: Indeed. I feel like they’re either really about to debut, or their professions are very special.】
【No.203: Hahahahaha, it’d be interesting if the show caught a whole group of people with criminal scandals.】
【No.204 replied to No.203: Aren’t people with criminal scandals usually very rich? Although they do look rich too, people who can live in such an ordinary building don’t seem like bad people. Shouldn’t people with criminal scandals live in those resplendent villas?】
【No.205 replied to No.204:
…That’s also my stereotype of people with criminal scandals.】
【No.206: No, wait? How did the topic start heading in such a dangerous direction? Can’t you wish people well?】
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【No.353: Ah, it’s those people. Then you don’t have to think about it. They can’t possibly debut.】
【No.354 replied to No.353: What gossip? Speed report!】
【No.355 replied to No.353: Perks up ears.】
【No.356 replied to No.353: Why, why, why? It’s against heavenly law for such good-looking people not to appear on the big screen!】
【No.357: It’s not convenient to say the specifics. I can only say that they have their own proper professions, and the money they earn isn’t less than celebrities.】
【No.358 replied to No.357: ??? What kind of profession? Professional rich second generation?】
【No.359 replied to No.357: They can’t all be a bunch of CEOs, can they? Then what school did they attend? CEO Training Academy?】
【No.360 replied to No.357: There has to be a limit to bragging. If they really do debut as a group later, will you admit you got slapped in the face?】
【No.361 replied to No.360: Impossible. They absolutely have no possibility of debuting. I’ll say the same thing again: their main jobs are very profitable. Although dangerous, they’re also easy. Not saying more. Relevant interest, going anonymous.】
【No.362 replied to No.361: It’s over. That sounds even more like people with criminal scandals.】
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