A Cliché Multiverse Story

"So many lolis thanked Asahi-kun. You must be feeling over the moon right now?"

Shiori's grin made me smile wryly. I didn't save them for this. But she was right. A small effort saved so many lolis. Their gratitude filled me with strength.

Saeko pulled Shiori's ears. "Don't disturb him during the meal."

"Hai, hai."

I gulped down a milk bottle and patted my belly. She brought so much, even ten me couldn't finish a quarter of it. Rini will still devour every last bit.

Such a glutton imouto.

Leme had already finished and stared at Maya. She buried her face in the bowl.

Leme looked my way and chuckled. "She is feeling nervous."

Of course, she will. All the women she had to share her man with, surrounded her at once. Even I break into a sweat when they look at me with judging eyes.

Aimi and Rini quietly nibbling on the coffee fetched a smile. The yandere and pseudo yandere imouto looked cute together.

Maya's makeup and attire fooled everyone. No one suspected a thing. She deserved a reward for this. Klyscha and I will pamper her in the dream.

(...Okay.)

'You gotta learn to be social if you want to be in the next group party.'

(I understand, my love.)

"Onii-sama, how was the party?"

"Great."

Genzou was stalling time for this little party. Then again, he is spoiling Maya after that incident.

We switched to the couch. Leme and Shizuka barraged Maya with tons of questions. Maya answered each one with patience. Their brief interrogation ended at lunchtime.

"Let me cook," Saeko requested, standing from her seat.

Nee-san also stood. "I will help."

She wanted to cook too. In seventeen years, I never saw her touching any utensils. Anything we ate came from the convenience store or the restaurant.

Nao raised her hand as if she was sitting in a classroom. "Can I join too?"

Maya gave a troubled smile. Yuriko kissed me out of nowhere and winked at Maya sitting on my right. "Maya-chan, it's fine. Saeko-chan's cooking is as delicious as it gets."

I stroked Maya's hair. "Let them. It's their hobby to cook."

Maya sighed and beckoned the loli maid standing near the door. "Clara, please guide them to the kitchen."

"Alright!"

The energetic loli pulled the four women outside.

Nee-san, please don't cook like those anime girls… I will still eat it though.

(Love.)

'Yeah…'

Saya snuck closer and pinched my waist. There was a sense of urgency in her eyes.

"Maya, recommend me some clinic… Saya here is having a headache."

Before she told everyone about the medicines in her room, I explained the real reason through telepathy.

"Terrible. I'll bring you there."

"Nah, just tell me. I'll fly there."

"Onii-sama is faster…" she mumbled and grabbed her phone from the table. "Use this."

Google Maps… they survived World War Three.

"Please return safely," Leme winked. "Master."

So much for forcing me to reveal the truth. This Diva… well, I had to say this sooner or later. I am glad she urged me like that.

I yanked Saya to her feet and lifted her in her favorite princess carry. Ojou-sama blushed, snatched the phone, and wrapped her left arm around my neck.

"See ya."

'Leave a teleportation mark here.'

Sprinting through the hallway, I arrived outside and summoned my wings. The view from above just showed how hidden this place was. It was surrounded by goddamn mountains from every side. I wrapped myself in the stealth skill.

"Straight."

"Hai~."

A few minutes later, I landed outside the hospital. I let Saya down and we entered through the large gate.

"How may I help you?" The receptionist asked me nicely with a deep blush.

I scratched my head. "I… want to check if my wife is... pregnant."

Saya glued herself to my arm, hiding from everyone.

"Young couple…" The receptionist's eyes gleamed with… envy? She showed a forced smile. "Fill in some details and wait for ten minutes. The related specialist is currently having lunch."

After pondering a bit, I told our real names. There is nothing to be wary about here.

Ten minutes later, Saya and I walked through the empty hallways. I felt her heart throbbing through my arm stuck between her breasts.

"We should return… M-Maybe, I am not… pregnant."

I stopped and stretched my left hand to pat her head. "There is nothing wrong in trying now."

She shut her eyes and sucked a heavy breath. "Let's go."

We barged into the doctor's room.

The brunette was stuffing her cheeks with bread. As our eyes met, she froze.

"The break is over, you know?"

She choked on the bread, coughing like a patient instead of a doctor. I handed her a water bottle. She recovered after several gulps and sighed. Saya didn't seem much nervous now.

"Please wait outside," the doctor said, hiding her flushed face.

"Sure."

Saya reluctantly let go of me. Outside, I plopped on the waiting chair. I needed a strong distraction to keep negative thoughts away.

(My love, I prepared a list of weapons for you.)

'Show me!'

[Magic Spears]

Spear of Leonidas (Rank S): The spear wielded by King Leonidas of Sparta. This artifact bestows supernatural powers to the wielder.

—Enhanced Physique (Passive Skill): The user's STR, END, VIT, DEX, and DEF is increased as long as they wield this spear.

Effects: STR +25, END +20, VIT +30, DEF +30

—Regeneration (Passive Skill): The wounds are passively regenerated.

—Adrenaline shot (Passive Skill): The user gains the ability to harness supernatural powers through their adrenaline.

—Limited Poison Manipulation (Active Skill): The user can bestow Poison Element to their weapon.

—Limited Fire Manipulation (Active Skill): The user can imbue the bestow Fire Element to their weapon.

—Cloak of Eden (Passive/Active Skill): The user's presence when standing still is reduced. The level can be increased with the use of adrenaline.

Price — 39,999 KP

'This spear is nuts… did this spear exist in the Greek Era?'

(No… I saw this in a game.)

I haven't played it yet.

Still, this might be useless for me, so I scrolled through the list.

Gungnir (Rank EX): The spear forged by dwarves and wielded by none other than Odin, the Chief God of Norse.

—Absolute Throw Accuracy (Passive Skill): No matter how the spear is thrown by the user, it will always hit its target.

Price — 99,999 KP

Gae Bolg (Rank EX): The spear handcrafted with the remains of a Divine Beast by the Warrior Scáthach.

—Heartseeker (Passive Skill): The spear bends the law and causality to skewer the target's heart. Individuals with overwhelming luck can dodge an attack.

—Thirty Garbs of Underworld (Active Skill): After skewering someone, the user can activate this skill to explode the spearhead into thirty garbs.

—Divine Curse (Curse): The soul latched onto the core of this spear burns hotter the more it is used.

Price ��� 99,999 KP

Holy damn these are overpowered. Even the curse can be used against the enemies but… it's a bit of overkill for these noob monsters. This Gae Bolg doesn't seem like the one from Fate.

(I mixed it with the original myths around it… I want my love to awe the gods with your splendor. Let the world see the power of True Goddess's Husband!)

She was too hyped for this.

'How much KP do I have now?'

(923,548.)

I smacked my lips. Both spears tempted me but Gae Bolg was a better weapon in every case except against someone who could survive without a heart.

'Will this target a monster's magic stone?'

(Yes.)

I could break it in one hit from meters away. It won't even be a fight; it will be a massacre.

'Buy it.'

(Done. You wanted something else, don't you?)

'Something to help me survive the attacks of a god.'

A backup plan if any crazy god attacked us out of nowhere.

(I have already done my research. Here it is.)

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